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@offbeatbooksatl
Pengis rises. Crungis falls.
The time of the Blungborb is upon us.
Will you select the Path of the Aura, and herald your world toward the Based?
Or will you embrace the forces of Cringe, bringing about a new age of Flop?
Which will you choose...?
Based
Flop
-Bookseller "I don't know how to write Tumblr posts" Madison
I personally can't wait.
AND SHE DID.
Obligatory DCC/Dropout Game Changer crossover. This is my favorite part of my job, but don't tell my boss.
"What do you do for work?"
"Oh, I sit and scroll on the internet until something reminds me of Dungeon Crawler Carl so I can screenshot it and turn it into a meme to post on the company tumblr account. Also I sometimes tell people to read Dungeon Crawler Carl when they ask for recommendations. Occasionally, I even work the counter and sell people Dungeon Crawler Carl."
I love eavesdropping on customers
"Let me put you on to some real literature"
*points to Boruto*
Gagged while making this btw
There are levels of confidence I can't even dream of achieving...
someone came in to buy a sudoku book and when he arrived at the counter to check out I looked on in horror and amazement as he handed me the book AND A FELT TIPPED PEN??? Jaw dropped in the indie bookstore.
Do you like our new store flyer? I made it myself :)
-Bookseller Hannah
Send help
I asked Chat GPT- Okay well I asked a bookseller and I uh, I can't get her to stop talking. She keeps handing me books. Sometimes she says "I'll leave you with those" but she always comes back 30 seconds later with another one. Someone please send help.
Bookseller Hannah- Are we allowed to post a picture of a b*ng on the company account?
Bookseller Madison- It’s obscured. That could be a duck call!
I am plotting the downfall of my coworker, but he doesn’t ever open the tumblr, so I think I can speak freely here.
As a promotional event, we are doing a Summer Reading Quest (get your own Quest board at offbeatbooks.com/quest ), and all of the employees of the store (myself, Madison, Lindsi, and Will) are participating for fun. The idea is to get bingo, but of course after seeing his Quest Board, Will declared he would fill the whole thing by the end of the event September 21st. I wish to beat him to it. Out of spite ---He ALWAYS reads the most out of us, and I think he needs to be taken down a peg.
I think my first book will be Theory and Practice by Michelle de Kretser for “book that won an award in 2025 or 2026” since its been on my tor and it won the Stella Award. Please give me any recommendations you have for books that correspond to the prompts! I will destroy him (in our fun and adventurous Summer Reading Quest). I will keep everyone updated on my progress.
-Bookseller Hannah (don’t tell Will if he logs on or I’ll fight you in the parking lot)
Me, fighting my demons -Bookseller Hannah
If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.
yes cancel him lily
Me when an audiobook I've been waiting months for becomes available on Libby
The coop is under attack
"Ooo Girl!! Shock Me Like An Electric Eal!!!"
Every time Electric Feel by MGMT plays in the store (which is often because independent bookstores legally have to play a playlist with the word "indie" in the title once a day) we are all forced to remember that one tweet by Travis Kelce.
-Booksellers Lindsi, Hannah, & Will
