sallyscissor

I'm Sally. I write BxB stories. I'm also a lesbian. It's a bit of a paradox.

[riceblush-deactivated20181229]

Can we please stop acting like mixed people are watered down versions of their ethncities

[rude-0ff]

Waiting for prince charming

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[loverandartist]

ATTENTION! Please please PLEASE read this, ladies. Protect yourselves & make sure you stay far away from these locations. Check this link for your city!!! Be careful out there & please spread the word. http://archive.is/lhMKP

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[adventuresonpaper]

I have a love affair with hardcovers. They’re elegant and sleek and sometimes when you take off the sleeve there’s a surprise on the cover. But then other times I really love paperbacks because they’re so casual and cool like they won’t take it personal if you fold over a corner. And then there’s ebooks which are like epitome of convenience and I can hold a library in the palm of my hand. I just really love books 

[micdotcom]

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

omg

[inquisitivequeen]

BERNIE!

[previouslysirlestrange]

“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

[cameralinz]

In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

Rock ‘n roll.

[sk8euzenherb]

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war. Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done. Anyone who thinks Harry Potter as a series isn’t good literature and doesn’t teach important life lessons/points of view about ethics, morality and responsibility, needs to G-O-OUT-DA-DO’.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

This had to be the most raw moment in the series because the fact that she was like “My baby is okay that’s all that matters, and I know what will happen if Voldemort wins, so let’s end this.”

I mean, Voldemort lost because he trusted his followers to be implicit in their loyalty, but a lot had changed in the decade since he’d last terrorized the world. Like…the Death Eaters for the most part were calmed down and writing off those dark days as the “wild days of their youth” and shit, so when Voldemort pops back up ready to pick up where he left off, you could see a lot of the doubt in them like “Yo we grew up, son, shit ain’t like it was before.” But they followed out of fear mostly, not loyalty. Bellatrix was just crazy and in love with V so it didn’t matter to her what happened—and it ultimately led to her death.

But Narcissa was raw as fuck because she knew SOMEBODY had to stop him and she knew her husband was too scared to do it himself, so she devised her own on-the-fly plan.

The HP series is way too dope to be written off, and most of the detractors who write it off are just jealous of the hype it gets, but if you really read it, so many themes are covered in the story, chief among them being growing up and the expectations therein.

…am I rambling. I need to stop.

[scatterbrainedhypatia]

Dang, I didn’t even consider the whole “we’ve grown up” thing, but you’re absolutely right. And to add to that, not only have they grown up, they’ve had children. Being a Death Eater is something that these folks probably thought was hot shit when they were young, but now that they’ve grown up, they’re seeing their children doing the same thing, and suddenly it’s not so cool anymore. They’re deeply unsettled at best, and terrified at worst.

And Voldy literally lacks the ability to see this. He will never understand that love, and love for one’s children, also extends to his cronies. He will never understand that love causes people to take unimaginable risks FOR these children.

He will never understand that love for one’s children is so strong that a woman who’s followed him loyally for years will lie to his face—never mind that he’s THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED LEGILIMENS IN THE WORLD—about his absolute worst enemy. When she was forced to choose between her son and her leader, she chose her son, without even batting an eye.

THAT is powerful.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

Exactly. These people have grown up, gotten married, and had children. Voldemort is that dude that was perpetually still trying to be forever young, still going to the same clubs, still doing the same fuckshit, and everybody who used to ride with him is like “For real, tho? We off that, man.”

Harry Potter draws a lot of parallels to the real world despite the story itself. I love it.

[frankenwhale]

I love when Tumblr breaks out into hardcore analysis. 

[clarawithme]

hardcore analysis is the shit

[xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeyesx]

“So, when the prophecy says that I’ll have ‘power the Dark Lord knows not,’ it just means — love?” asked Harry, feeling a little let down.

When I read that, I have to admit I was a little let down too, but only because I didn’t understand what it meant. And then in the last book it all becomes clear. Voldemort knew nothing of love and scorned it and dismissed it. Love was always on Harry’s side. Lily’s love for her son gave him protection. Snape’s love for Lily kept him alive. Narcissa’s love for Draco gave Harry another chance to defeat Voldemort. Ron and Hermione’s love for Harry made them stick with him until the very end, even when things got impossibly hard. It’s amazing how Rowling shows us that love is not just some silly emotion, but something very powerful. 

 I also really admire how Rowling didn’t reduce this just to romantic love, as we always see happening. Instead it’s also about mothers love, and friendship. Things that don’t always get explored as much as they should.

[yeahwrite]

The fact that we can still keep having new discussions like these 18 years after the first book came out and 8 years after the last did is also a testament to what a treasure they are to literature. And I hope we keep having them in 100 years.

[cluegrrl]

Of course Voldemort couldn’t understand that kind of power.  Of COURSE he didn’t have any idea what a devoted mother would be willing to do to protect a child she loved; his own mother was an abusive rapist whose whole attention seems to have been focused on the father she was forcing to ‘love’ her.  Far as he knew, mothers were weak creatures who died at the first bump of bad luck.

[idiotsonfb]

these are not the stories we deserve but they are the ones we need right now.

[casualblessings]

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

[r2d2parenting-deactivated201604]

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

[monsterkissed]

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

[myrtlebroadbelt]

The Lord of the Rings + The Onion headlines

[ladywordfighter]

The Lord of the Onion Rings

[amyheartspark]

The Steven Universe theme sang by my 4 year old niece and synced to @stevencrewniverse‘s opening.  THIS WINS THE INTERNET and she has won my heart over and over and over (again).

[sushidynasty]

For those of you with anxiety

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

here is a website where you can play flow

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

[transgenderasfuck-blog]

I don’t have anxiety but some of my followers might

[nappilycappy]

This is a blessing

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

[blackflowermagician]

This is the rare nicki minaj boss ass money bitch reblog if you want to make promising moves and be a boss ass bitch

[crimeshetyped]

Can’t afford to scroll passed this

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[black--lamb-blog]

GIVE HIM AN OSCAR FUCK!!!!

[sixpenceee]

This is a perfectly timed photo illustrating the surface tension of water.