An Absolute Weapon

18+, you can call me Bee, 33, Queer & Fucking Tired

[saltyandbleeding]

[jabberding0]

Claymation

[diet-poison]

thanks to someone in the replies Oscar Yaquian, a chicago based sculptor and stop-motion animator https://www.instagram.com/oscaryaquian/reel/DXw3PZoRehv/

[pitbolshevik]

i think what i hate about the phrase "golden retriever boyfriend" is that none of these men deserve to be compared to the humble golden retriever

[pitbolshevik]

I've met your boyfriend. he's more of a leg humping toy poodle with resource guarding issues than a golden retriever tbh

[buffyblue]

[velvetwall]

Visit Original Link

PLACEBO - PURE MORNING

[stuckinthistaydream]

pick your fave pbs kids show from this list!!!

reading rainbow

dragon tales

caillou

sagwa

sesame street

arthur

the magic school bus

bill nye the science guy

clifford the big red dog

cyberchase

Voting ended onMay 10

[sepdet]

"Heeyy Yooou Guuuuys!!!" There was once a show after Sesame Street for the next age group

✨⚡️THE ELECTRIC COMPANY ⚡️✨

Morgan Freeman, Rita Moreno, Tom Lehrer, Mel Brooks... low budget and all, it was so much fun.

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[toyastales]

Art Nouveau Door Szedő-ház, Hungary 1904–1905

[bowelfly]

some shrew doodles (shrewdles) from the zine event today

[ppeanutz]

ohh my god i just had the best thought.. do you guys think peter is first aid certified because as spider-man he stays behind to help injured bystanders? i'm just imagining peter having to keep up with his certs and re-take the course every few years loll

[ppeanutz]

this is so fucking stupid oh my god

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[dduane]

Here are the two ladies who voice the Minions in Italian

People at the former Bird Place have been saying that they would gladly watch a whole Minions film (even though they've never seen one before) if it also featured these ladies in an additional video box.

Have to agree with that position... :)

[ragsy]

Finding out that another piece of my soul got into an oc of mine without realizing it like hey!!! spit that out!! do i have to put child safety locks on this fucking thing!!

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[mortallycrispygardener]

[shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea]

I'm sorry WHAT

[smallerontheoutside]

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

[astropithecus]

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

[are-they-a-faggot]

sorry i said id go to bed but this is The funniest thing ive seen in like the past like. 4 days thanks oomf

[sarazanmai]