notboldly

Where bad humor and awkward conversations live. If you're new here or if you've forgotten why you're following me/I'm following you in the first place, here's a little about myself. Name: Notboldly. Some of you might know my real name, but Notboldly is fine. My tumblr handle will never change, so this is me. Age: 20's Profession: Civil Engineer. I design roads, and it is a thrill a minute. Hobbies: Writing fic, reading, cross stitching, rewatching shows/movies and dreaming of what they could have been, missing my bestie across the sea, and reading all the personal posts that come across my dash (I think it's important. I hear you, I promise!) Current Fandom: Generally speaking, the fandom I'm currently active in matches my icon. I'm not strictly a fandom blog, though, and I try to tag well, so if my current fandom isn't your jam, blacklist away. Otherwise, enjoy Derek Hale's face.

[madderhatter]

[brown-bear-64]

Sound ON

[contact-guy]

I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

[geeoharee]

[hollyevolving]

yeah that's gonna become a heritage post up there with "decay is an extant form of life"

[pomrania]

[Image in the second post is a tag that reads "#the battlefield was a meadow first if you think about it".]

[stargatebarbie]

[ultrafacts]

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

[kvotheunkvothe]

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

[tuxedoandex-deactivated20200116]

but why

[faith-n-reason-deactivated20191]

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

[aussietory]

[ultrafacts]

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

[kryptonians]

That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it

[noterfsathogwarts]

[theonewhosawitall]

romans.

Julius Caesar to be precise 

[hot-tea-nanako]

Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.

[zzazu]

THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP

[thinkphrontistery]

Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this

[lesbiananglerfish]

I know we should totally stab Caesar

[physicianwhy-deactivated2016112]

Does March 15th sound good for everyone??

[poutinedragon]

hey everyone, guess what day it is

[mellarkey]

[glassceilingbreakers]

happy ides of march y'all

[xwingedpoe]

[notboldly]

xwingedpoe:

CASSIAN ANDOR APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 1 - FAVOURITE SCENES

[notboldly]

Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original

Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?

Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.

Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled

Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey

Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.

Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification

Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?

Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times

Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me

Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.

Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.

Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy

Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period

Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!

Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.

Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!

Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance

Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.

Male Writer: I am original

[edwad]

looks legit

[vintar]

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

[thegoodfightingdoctor]

Question, why are you bringing a 8 ft python into a public bus? You know that this reptile can kill anyone inside there?

[vintar]

buddy she’s a snake not a flying death tentacle

snakes are not evil killers out for blood, and length doesn’t mean lethality! my biggest guy is 11 ft– if i have him around my neck, both his face and his tail touch the floor– and even his species struggles to take down anything bigger than a small-to-medium dog

the worst damage that my 8fter is capable of is when she decides to do an impression of a blood-pressure cuff and makes my arm go a bit purple, and even that’s just when i humour her dreams of being big and scary and let her squeeze her hardest before i unwind her like a bratty garden hose

as long as you’re not some sort of magical tumblring rat, you’re fine

[katschy]

Okay, I gotta ask…

1. Why was she angry?

2. Where were you taking her on the bus? Is there a leash-free snake park where you live?

I need to know.

[vintar]

1. she’s a cranky ass in general, but her mood was absolutely not improved by eating a bit of a snake hook, getting stuffed in a sack, experiencing an hour of adelaide’s finest public transport, and having a vet jam a tube into her stomach

2. i think all of australia is technically a leash-free snake park tbh

[thassalia]

I am so glad there was follow up on this post explaining why the snake was on the bus!!!

[mathylibrarian]

“bratty garden hose” I’m dying

[anais-ninja-bitch]

All of Australia is a leash-free snake park.

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[marcosclopezblog]

[ausgoth]

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

[ausgoth]

WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

[pojkflata]

[scope-dogg]

[deerdick]

@the-great-mighty-dick

[beeskeepony]

Calling your cat Kitty

[that-snarky-douchebag-you-hate]

[chofee]

“You don’t trust me, I don’t trust you. You need me to survive, which is why you are not letting me go.”

[left] [right]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

wallace and grallace

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

@tripropellant @paeinovis

[thebigdeepcheatsy]

Timorg and Ecallaw?

[sekreto-skrapo]

[elpiso]

I don’t think seto kaiba has fucked around a single day in his goddamn life

[vimeddiart]

whoOPS