[sallytwo]

sam | they/she | 22

42/50 us states visited

hi its sam! i like to travel.

i made this ^

some of the places ive been ^

[sallytwo]

1 bottle of wine in rememebr when i flew planes

[sallytwo]

running on deck half dressed in a sports bra basketball shorts amd my knife belt hucking anchor chain barefoot in 50mph winds driving rain and lightning definitely a top 2026 experience for me

[sallytwo]

they’re sending me to california as cosmic punishment

[augustheart]

alex makes me feel like i'm looking at one of those iphone game ads where you have to help a woman survive in a cold house

[nemfrog]

500 million years ago. Basic studies in science. 1940.

Internet Archive

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[translatingpostsintoancientgreek]

φεῦ φεῦ· ἐπελαθόμην κήδεσθαι λήρων τινῶν ἀνοήτων, ἃ μηδὲν ἄξιά ἐστιν 🤦‍♀️

[translatingpostsintolatin]

vae miiii nugarum insulsarum curandarum oblita sum quae nil valent 🤦‍♀️

[unhelpfultarot]

King of Pentacles reversed and Death

You have, in fact, failed to take it with you.

[bobdylanyume]

women around the world heed my call. your comfort above everything. dont put on those shoes that hurt after walking in them for 30 minutes dont wake up 1 hour and a half earlier to put on make up or do your hair dont tolerate a man talking down to you dont follow trends you dont care for dont let yourself feel hungry dont go places or do things to please someone else and most importantly. try that hobby or class or job that you think you will fail at.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

new piece on INFINITE GOSSIP. I HAVE LEFT YOU FOREVER. check it out

[lakevida]

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

[photogdenography]

Stellar's Jay

[augustheart]

alex being transgender is such a fundamental truth of the universe to me i forget that the only people who know about it are me and the people i've managed to inject with my poison

[cleverreports]

We report: we find sleep to be a difficult affair with the heatwaves of late. We toss and turn, nonsensically wishing our pillows had more sides so we could find a cold surface to lay our head on. We dream of insomnia, and wake up to the sun already risen, once more.

[sallytwo]

graduation is great let's celebrate how i have 0 friends and the only people who will talk to me are my professors and i’ve eaten every single meal alone in my room for years and the only freinds i’ve ever had are either dead or think im a monster and to the rest of campus im a punch line and this isn’t even scraping the surface no one knows how bad it actually got but really screw it! burn it all down i hate all of you!!!!! i hate the last 4 years of my life and i hate the person i’ve become but im fucking out!

[sallytwo]

theyre calling it the best movie ever made

[annabelle--cane]

love when an absolute nightmare of a character is introduced and all you can think is "jesus christ buddy what the hell is your problem" and the narrative gives you a hot minute to stew before explaining Exactly what is Their Problem. and you just sorta sit back in your metaphorical rocking chair and think "huh. yeah okay fair. that would do this to a person, yes."