[sallytwo]

sam | they/she | 21

i work on ships⛵️

42/50 us states visited

art tag is #myart

hi its sam! im a licensed 3rd mate merchant sailor. i've sailed the atlantic, pacific, 3/5 great lakes, transited the panama canal and the st. lawrence seaway, and crossed the equator aboard a ship. im also a private pilot. i've traveled coast to coast across the usa by train multiple times.

star trek: parousia is my star trek oc project, you can read about them under #homely ghost

im the only person in the world who has correct opinions about wesley crusher. thank you for reading i hope you have a wonderful day!

i made this ^

some of the places ive been ^

[brother-genitivi]

couples themed photoshoots and old romance films have such a Grip on me they're all so destian and it makes me unwell LIKE

LIIIIIIIIIKE

[brother-genitivi]

MORE

feel free to use these as refs!

[brother-genitivi]

even more!!

[nyxtalksmusic]

Why can’t the ending be happy? Why must it always resolve this way?

[sallytwo]

the 2 mutuals i performative post for better get excited ive got some stupid bullshit dropping soon

[sallytwo]

i will never be able to settle and actually post it because i keep coming up with more stupid bits i need to draw

[strangeviscera]

an homage to my favorite album by @hopalongband

[sallytwo]

THE FIRST RULE OF DEVOTING YOUR LIFE TO AN UNCARING INSTITUTION IS TO BE COMPLICIT IN PROLIFERATING THE SYSTEM WHILE STILL CLAIMING MORAL RIGHTEOUSNESS BECAUSE YOU'RE ABLE TO IDENTIFY IT'S INHERENT FLAWS , WHICH ABSOLVES YOU OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE MEANINGFUL ACTION AGAINST IT! YOU MUST ALWAYS RELENTLESSLY CRITICIZE THE INSTITUTION WHILE MAINTAINING YOUR GOOD STANDING IN THE HIERARCHY. STAY A WILLING PAWN IN THE GAME FOREVER!

[sallytwo]

[sallytwo]

librarians can we please not do the 'alex becoming disillusioned upon realizing she never had a chance to be a person outside of the institution she pledged her life to' plotline right now. can we please not do this. i dont want this.

[maureen2musings]

My soul moves along, quietly among the flowers...

pc.koublis

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[zurin]

[sallytwo]

the 2 mutuals i performative post for better get excited ive got some stupid bullshit dropping soon

[sallytwo]

your college friend group should mostly revolve around competing to see who can haunt the others the best with their tragic untimely death

[sallytwo]

[sallytwo]

your college friend group should mostly revolve around competing to see who can haunt the others the best with their tragic untimely death

[sallytwo]

what are the worst things wesley's ever done? from his perspective and everyone else's.

lectured me when i skipped graduation to go smoke in a dream i had #cancel him

[sallytwo]

horseshoe theory situation i agree with wesley haters because i too want to see him punished for everything he's ever done

[sallytwo]

when i was working on my evil celestial navigation project on the ship he was in my dream making fun of me for using a split mirror sextant (he had a full horizon sextant because of COURSE he would) and every sight we took together his reading was 2' arc off from mine which is a negligible amount but still pissed me off so bad. i had a graduation dream and he was sitting at my table and got mad at me cuz i kept sneaking off to go smoke #NARC #LOSER #NO ONE EVEN LIKES YOU! can we do something about this is anyone going to hold him accountable for his actions or is he going to get away with this again

[sallytwo]

horseshoe theory situation i agree with wesley haters because i too want to see him punished for everything he's ever done

[sallytwo]

THE FIRST RULE OF DEVOTING YOUR LIFE TO AN UNCARING INSTITUTION IS TO BE COMPLICIT IN PROLIFERATING THE SYSTEM WHILE STILL CLAIMING MORAL RIGHTEOUSNESS BECAUSE YOU'RE ABLE TO IDENTIFY IT'S INHERENT FLAWS , WHICH ABSOLVES YOU OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE MEANINGFUL ACTION AGAINST IT! YOU MUST ALWAYS RELENTLESSLY CRITICIZE THE INSTITUTION WHILE MAINTAINING YOUR GOOD STANDING IN THE HIERARCHY. STAY A WILLING PAWN IN THE GAME FOREVER!