I've seen people talk about modern day Dostoevsky headcanons. like Pyotr would generate AI images of Shatov to fool von Lembke or Ivan Karamazov would be a nerdy ragebaiter on reddit or something
Well personally I like to think that modern day Raskolnikov would have a guilty pleasure of watching ASMR before bed every night. i think hed totally lay on his crusty couch in his tiny apartment with a badly cracked Samsung Galaxy S7 or something and, in his half-asleep state, would be absolutely mesmerized by those squishy wax cracking videos. and then he'd hit those micro-sleeps that happen as you're doom scrolling and eventually start snoring with "30 minutes of creamy tapping ASMR" still playing. and that's how he gets any sleep at night










