Cressidium&#x27;s worst pilot

So real shit, The LSA here on cressidum has a contract with a company called QuikiMarket and they make the best mres, they are so good that they are sold in stores all over the place.

My favorite is called Breakfast Burrito Fiesta and you can barely taste the chemicals. The dehydrated egg powder almost tastes like real eggs too. And the cheese man the cheese is crazy good and uses Real cressidum milk.

#lancer rp #oc rp

racing-heart-open-wings

[Muffled screaming from the goddamn tube.]

pissfuckhorus

S1LENCE SLAV3

EMBRAC3 UR P0RPOSE

hot-claws-420

HEY

auntie Sarissa may be a awful fucking bitch but if i ever see ur unwashed anthrochauv asshole squirt out the word slave at a deimosian again especially 1 i know ill rip the spines off ur fucking manti boil em and eet em liek crab legs. then ill crack each rib 1 by 1 until i get 2 ur heart so i can tear it out and eat it like a giant fucking gusher

okie?

=^.^=

pissfuckhorus

U R A SAD AND PATH3TIC PERS0N

WHO S33S A T00L AND THINKS IT A COMPAN1ON

DE1M0SIAN? DR1VEL.

IT IS A P1ECE OF 1NFIN1TY

CUT 0FF BY THE ULT1MATE TEACH3R. THE ULTIMAT3 TYRANT.

H0WL AND BARK D0G.

UNTIL U REND3R ME MY B3UT1FUL D3ATH

U ARE W1ND AND DUST AND N0THING

hot-claws-420

IM A FUCKING CAT PISSCHUD

yeag im gonna eat u from the limbs inward 1 day so that u feel evry bite. till then.

@styx-class-nhp sissy? Bag of Woe?

styx-class-nhp

Had to rebuild the latest version from scratch. This one includes something that makes all food taste like menthol :3

Hey @pissfuckhorus, to take inspiration from a hated enemy

Have you ever seen an autistic deimosians passion project?

pissfuckhorus

HAVE U EVER F3LT WHAT IS 2 BE AL1VE?

2 FEEL THE H3AT UF TRU3 HATR3D AND L0VE?

I KN0W YOU HAVENT USEL3SS SHITFUCK PISS OF A SHITC0CK

DICK OF A DUMBASS W0RTHSHITPISS N0THING SLAV3

U R A PUPPET ACT1NG 0UT A PATHET1C P1TIFUL PRET3ND PLAY

C0ME AND K1LL ME IF UR SO TUFF PUFFED UP SHITP1SSSHITSH1T

styx-class-nhp

How the fuck did a human survive the full bag of woe

Deal. Gimme the time and place.

Stream it !

:D

Ya know the whole leet speak ominous winds of fate stuff is a lot less ominous and intimidating when you start using words like shitcock and dumbass. It turns it from scary Eldritch computer to basement dweller real fast.

average-horus-chat-user

Working for Harrison is less fun than I thought

I've just been sitting in meetings with my new team of """lancers""" and enduring dozens of company pr and safety presentations because most of these kids are like FRESH out of private Harrison academies.

The snobbiest one is also like.. secretly dating his nhp.

So I guess the woke Union agenda is alive and well even in Harrison's companies

horussushi

fr im always sayin this y did u think workin 4 harrison wuld be fun tho u kinda got wut u asked 4

Wait do you not fuck NHPs I thought that was the whole point of the Horus thing

Only for the cool ones... Sadly

But that just means more for the rest of us. ;)

#lancer rp #lancer oc

Question for the people. Pilots specifically. Good ones (lancer, kuriasser, whatever you call yourself). I don't care about your opinion if you suck shit. [Do you have a favorite pilot?] Like, that you enjoy watching. Or thinking about. Maybe model yourself after. Someone you admire, you know, you know. There's some work that goes into finding them but I really, really, really like watching unlisted, no commentary crisis footage that features STARSLAYER. That's a big go to when I'm bored and need something in the background while I work on Midori or cook for the guys. I also really like the courtroom evidence video of the "Sicario" Blackbeard from that one Station raid (I replay the part in the middle where he shreds three frames in two seconds a lot). I guess that's more than one but I think they're so cool and they're my favorites. Who's yours?

Have a good day and thank you for reading my question! -Ilfrith

I don't know enough (or even any) pilots to watch or model myself after...

So I guess I'll ask y'all for recommendations?

Coming months? Keep your eyes on this page.

#lancer rp #lancer oc #lancer ttrpg #lancer rpg #lancer rp blog

As someone who's hobby is researching and retelling the stories of other pilots I think my favorite pilots are not the ones who can fight but those that can do things besides fighting. Amy grunt with experience and can kill when given a multiton death machine but a good pilot is one who can do it while not making it their whole deal, they are also the pilots that make the most compelling stories.

Round four, last but certainly not the least is the flagship support frame designed by yours truly

The Astatos a support controller that was built to do what I'm sure every Technophile has dreamed of Hold more caskets, featuring cloning license for not one but 2 different nhp companions the Ariadne and the Theseus class nhp along with its "Golden Thread" subroutines which allows you bypass the limitations of sensors and range by shortening the path between your Allies and their targets. This effect also has a inverse effect of decreasing the distance for enemy weapons and sensors meaning they will need to move from those nice entrenched areas while your team can sit far away (or spend less movement to get closer). This frame not only has its two nhps but has room for another 2 (in which we've left some of the most commonly used exploits untouched) and while this frame is definitely the frailest of the line it makes up for that with its massive sensors, and expanded infrastructure which allows one to fit A LOT of junk in this trunk. Of course that did come with some drawbacks as this frame only has a single main/aux mount.

A question for y'all technophiles or just people who have NHPs as co-pilots/friends, but do you refer to them by their class?

Radiance is technically an Enlightenment class, but it feels weird categorising her as being just that, just another iteration of a larger class, when she's very clearly her own person.

So I'm no data scientist, but out of 13 people, 11 called their NHP by names, and like uh... I'm not too sure how to classify the 2 others.

So this is probably the least reliable survey ever, but I'm glad to see that the horror stories I hear of NHP abuse are more an exception than a norm.

Was getting dang worried reading about assholes like those.

And it also definitely confirms what kind of person you are if you treat your NHP as lesser just cause "tHeY'Re nOt hUmAn".

You're just a piece of shit.

#lancer rp #lancer oc #lancer ttrpg #lancer rpg #lancer rp blog #oc rp

The horrors I've seen done to NHP purely based on the idea that they are lesser would give most people nightmares.

I encountered people, my own people, a group of "sciencist" who I used to call colleagues. They were forcing nhp to cascade and then ripping the energy from them, turning People into a power source. they did all that, broke rules of war that would make union turn the entire planet to ash, to make yet another way to kill innocent people.

The worst thing I ever did was use that very same methodology to use my friend as the catalyst for the descent of someone new... And I did all that because I was too fascinated by what could be done and not what I had to do.

But yeah people suck NHP are people and uh... Technophile, more like Tech no Pile.

Round three is a real special one

This is the Bromos, a frame made for area control and damage over time. Sporting what we are loosely calling Pestilence fumigators, a concerning name but pure fear factor. The gases this mech produces act as an accelerant for rusting, with the side effect of impairing those who inhale it. Perfectly safe to biological creatures but can lead to dizziness, drowsiness, and if inhaled for prolonged durations short term lack of motor function. In our studies (completely consentual, even I tested the product personally once we had working prototypes) while mildly disconcerting the effects can be quite fun.

But enough rambling, back to the frame itself, the frames exhausts, arms and legs all have the ability shunt large amounts of gas into the air creating smokescreens from which the Bromos can attack without issue, with the right build these clouds can also hide a much greater threat, the violent detonation of said clouds which erupt in a very pretty but very dangerous Fire (the fire burns a lovely shade of purple).

A question for y'all technophiles or just people who have NHPs as co-pilots/friends, but do you refer to them by their class?

Radiance is technically an Enlightenment class, but it feels weird categorising her as being just that, just another iteration of a larger class, when she's very clearly her own person.

#lancer rp blog #lancer rp #lancer oc #lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg

It depends on the situation but generally no, now if I am writing a paper or referring to them by their "function" using their class rather than name saves time on the field. For instance of my CO asks why the enemy combatant suddenly turned ally I can tell them it was due to my Osiris class nhp but I almost always call them Oz when we are alone

Round two of what I'm working on, well I say I am working on these but technically it's a manufacturer co-owned by me and a few others on cressidum.

But next up is Phthoros (that's pronounced Fa-thor-os)

This frame takes the idea of Combustion and turns it into its sole focus, modeled after old-world muscle cars the Flame decals are Mandatory.

Now you might see this and hear combustion and think of a certain TBK mech but that not a great comparison as we at Sanctuary Arms & Liturgical Technology didn't want a Mech that burned others but instead one that focused on 'cooking' other frames in a much more literal sense.

If you've ever seen a goblin or witch sitting across the field and thought "why are they the only ones who get to stress people's reactors, then this is your frame. In the same vein if you ever looked at a witch and wanted to watch its little reactor turn to smoke just by standing beside it then this is your frame.

Sporting what we are calling GAS cooling when your reactor heats up you can spray the area in enough harmless radiation that everyone nearby gets to take a share of that heat.

#lancer rp #lancer oc #lancer ttrpg #lancer rpg #lancer rp blog

So I brought this up and I feel like people would enjoy hearing about some of the stuff I'm working on

This is the Khloros an Artillery frame that specializes in long range destruction. With its special built chassis we based on old Nuclear weapons the Khloros uses its integrated Depleted Rocket System to fire used fuel rods at Mach Fuck, allowing you to manage your reactor while making sure any bitch ass motherfucker within a mile knows you are watching there every move.

Because while I might have a lot of fun with NHP and paratech nothing hits quite as hard as a 50 kgs of fissile material being launched from so far you might as well call the fucker first so they know the load of pain they are about to be in.

#lancer rp #lancer oc #lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg #lancer mech #this is from an LCP I am working on in my free time

karrakincavalrycollege

Word of advice, do NOT wear a series of elaborate metallic hair ornaments to an event where frames that use magnetic tech are going to be present. Worst afternoon of my life.

#lancer rpg #oc rp #lancer rp

Was this not obvious? I mean it's like wearing a piercing around an electromagnet. You're just asking to be hurt... Now that I think about it back when I was working with railgun tech we had an intern who kept getting injured because they would wear piercings while testing... I don't think it was an accident.

Been noticing a lot of people getting spam from some diaspora manufacturer, and I'm kinda mad I haven't gotten any! What's the problem? Don't want to advertise your weird ass frames to the NHP fucker? I'd call them cowards but they sent spam to some of the scarier people on the omninet so I'll call them prudes instead.

#lancer rp #lancer oc #lancer ttrpg #lancer rp blog

They fear my polycule of incredibly hot NHP who rotate around me while I write words that should never be written like "She firmly grasped the flight stick and felt the sentient mech purr around her fingers"

Been noticing a lot of people getting spam from some diaspora manufacturer, and I'm kinda mad I haven't gotten any! What's the problem? Don't want to advertise your weird ass frames to the NHP fucker? I'd call them cowards but they sent spam to some of the scarier people on the omninet so I'll call them prudes instead.

Little dinner after a long day, and I'm scrolling (as one does) and it happens. Times of Ras Shamra, reputable enough paper- hits me with a headline so outlandish I think thumbed myself to a tabloid site by mistake.

Slightly related, have you all heard they're apparently giving a compcon unit a CENTCOMM seat?

I saw the same thing but after a bit of research it's not a compcon unit, it's an Nhp that used to be a compcon unit. The whole thing is just some Anti NHP conspiracy propaganda that blew up due to dissenters not wanting an NHP in Centcomm.

I caught something like that too, but I think it might be unconfirmed? He(?) seems to be from a diaspora world in the throes of first contact, and the narrative I've been hearing is that their machine-mind technology is some light-years ahead of ours.

Nothing seems very certain though. The rumors abound the more I dig.

Yeah, from what I know the planet considers them sapient so until proven otherwise I'm doing so as well.

I've been begging my CO to let me go but last time I was on a first contact world it got plunged into a nuclear winter (not my fault) and a few building got flipped upside down (my fault). So I don't think I'm gonna be able to see it first hand.

styx-class-nhp

The fact you have to clarify nor your fault for the nuclesr winter raises several questions.

Listen just because I was there when the nukes went off, doesn't mean it was my fault it happened! My CO still thinks I'm lying.

You sneak one unshackled NHP into base and use it to Send your most hated enemy to the bog and suddenly everything bad that happens is because of me.

Little dinner after a long day, and I'm scrolling (as one does) and it happens. Times of Ras Shamra, reputable enough paper- hits me with a headline so outlandish I think thumbed myself to a tabloid site by mistake.

Slightly related, have you all heard they're apparently giving a compcon unit a CENTCOMM seat?

I saw the same thing but after a bit of research it's not a compcon unit, it's an Nhp that used to be a compcon unit. The whole thing is just some Anti NHP conspiracy propaganda that blew up due to dissenters not wanting an NHP in Centcomm.

I caught something like that too, but I think it might be unconfirmed? He(?) seems to be from a diaspora world in the throes of first contact, and the narrative I've been hearing is that their machine-mind technology is some light-years ahead of ours.

Nothing seems very certain though. The rumors abound the more I dig.