Salted Pasta

20//Scottish :(//this is all my brain farts idk-

[ashfartsz]

Hes so fucking stupid

[saltedpastas]

why the fuck would you say that about him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[saltedpastas]

Pretty much

[paleo-plush-otd]

today's plush of the day is:

Jurassic World Rebirth Spinosaurus by Mattel!

[saltedpastas]

THIS is the kind of autism I fuck with heavy

[lintufriikki]

a new shockwave figure came out and i need to share the vision cos i can't help but see the little head pipes as cute pink ribbons 🥺🎀

he's absolutely gorgeous...

[saltedpastas]

Giving shockwave head pats like a cat before he tear my skin off for looking at him <3

[saltedpastas]

I biblically need pedro pascal

[saltedpastas]

My mind after one (1) coffee trying not to violently shit myself

[ghostonthebalcony-deactivated20]

I'm just funny like that

[saltedpastas]

I feel like light would 100% have a political TikTok account

[thealmostthursday]

life eternal - mello

[saltedpastas]

Oh nice! Someone reblogged my po-

[saltedpastas]

The L theme blasting and the camera angles going crazy and it’s me in the calculator app trying to work out 8x6

[pukicho]

Nigga stop fucking making music oh my god

Envious of my unequivocal talent

[saltedpastas]

Pretty sure this is what the haters said to Van Gogh

[ziivual]

what do i put here chat

this is the show

[saltedpastas]

finding out theres a garlic bread tag on tumblr is like man discovering fire for the first time

[bonecreek]

Honeywell, Tobias. let's drink with mama. 2025, digital media.

[nem23]

[saltedpastas]

Typa shit my mum expects me to do while she's out

[bugblast]

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[kaijuno]

Made some friends today