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Saltine | he/him

[sakimichan]

#DemonSlayer, #Tanjiro really has a unique design that I really like so here’s my take on him with water waves! nsfw/psd,hd   jpg,  video  process etc-https://www.patreon.com/posts/30761934

[ilyajdevorak]

Please help me, I still have cancer and my last post isn't getting me help anymore

Hi, most of you have probably seen my last post that looked like this:

So the post now has over 12 thousand notes, and as great as it is to have that many notes..

I'm not getting anymore donations or notes from it and I'm really scared that it's because it has so many notes, that people are just looking past it now.

So I'm starting over with a new post.

About a month or two ago I made that post when I had absolutely nothing, and through a LOT of peoples kindness, I was able to buy my medicine and get a months worth of cancer treatment done.. but now it is September 1st and here in a couple of days I will be out of my medicine and due for my blood treatment but I once again have no way of paying for it.

I genuinely need donations again!!

My treatment involves draining my blood, because of the Polycythemia Vera, I have too much. I am at a higher risk of a stroke, and with my heart disease ontop of that.. the risk is even higher.

My medicine, my treatment, all of that.. is working!! Let me repeat because I am so happy to say this, but the treatment that I have been getting HAS BEEN WORKING FOR ME!! My hair has been growing back, my energy has been coming back, I've been able to eat more, and I've been able to get out of my house let alone my bed more and more thanks to being able to have my treatment.

But it costs money, and until I am approved for disability (which I have a working case for) people like you, spreading this post and donating to me.. you are helping me get better!!

So please, donate if you can to my PayPal account. I tried setting up a venmo account as well as a GoFundMe page, but my bank keeps assuming it's a fraud and canceling my accounts. So PayPal is all I have right now.

Please donate or spread this post instead of my last one, thank you for reading.

P. S.

To those I promised a tarot reading to for donating to me, please send me a message and I will get you, your reading asap. And to anyone who wants a tarot reading for a donation, genuinally, just one dollar will get you a full reading of your choice. Thank you.

https://www.paypal.me/QPatt

Sample

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

So there you have it:

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome 

[suisei-burn]

No more tears!!     after 137… ummm..izuku…TT__TT

[quadricolor-deactivated20211220]

anyone else want to just Crumple

[quadricolor-deactivated20211220]

anyone else want to just Deepfry

[precisespace-old]

draw bkg making deku cover his face w his arms like he does when he's blushing hard 👀

sorry that this is a terrible scribble but im sleepy

(im also sorry this is crazy late im just kinda going through my asks)

[corzev]

Also O1 ily

[shevoj1207]

【BKDK Wedding Zine Guest Art】 Its my pleasure to be a guest of the Taiwan KTDK/BKDK’s wedding zine! I wish Bakugou and Deku keep their faith TOGETHERr forever!  

[insinirate]

bkg being huffy and soft

[rinriemie]

Stay back…

[3rdgymbros]

Izuku: But do you like me or do you like me like me?

Bakugou, literally on one knee proposing: Take a random guess, Deku.

[corzev]

whoops

[useless-artistic-bisexual-blog]

Sometimes I’m deku, other time I’m bakugo

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3

[skullforbrains]

w..why?

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

It restores half my HP

[defendglobe]

this is the worst fucking idea i’ve ever seen

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Imagine you go. To someone’s house. And you go to hang up your coat and see these

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[gentlekirk]

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

[ginger-ale-official]

I am a simple man. I put shoelaces through the holes in my crocs one at a time just like everyone else :/

[laapis]

[missmorgang]

Sailor Mercury!