my peanus weanus?

cas / 26 / they cool girl who is half a boy.

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[pitbolshevik]

why is this kink tumblr post the funniest thing I've seen tonight

[librarycards]

[soothedcerberus]

My Scorch and Magic beanie babies were able to reunite this year when I found one of them while spring cleaning 💖

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[apothecareful]

night sous bf and i have time off for a concert and won't be in for two days. this sends the entire restaurant into a meltdown despite there being a morning sous and the entire rest of the normally scheduled line, plus de cuisine and one of his other restaurant guys filling in. pictured here: detailed prep list + instructions on what to set or look for to prep and how to do it. looking forward to 1 million texts about how bad prep and service go tomorrow and thursday

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

ice mummy strength build

ice mummy best items for strength build

ice mummy best in slot

how to respec my mummy

lightning mummy dexterity build best items

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[segamascott]

[hauntanelle]

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[straycatj]

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

[straycatj]

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

[straycatj]

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[theside-b]

[lustcannibalism]

I have already died thrice by 1pm