here he comes! here he

funky beef chunk

[sixpenceee]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

“would you like a pant, friend?”

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Slenderman gotta work retail now? Smh, this economy fucked EVERYONE

[shachihata]

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

[shachihata]

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good

[komaedalovemail]

clownmaeda do you have any advice for a young clown ready to make a splash in the big city

pet the friendl rats

[powerarmor]

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

[mostmodernist-deactivated201708]

in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras

[there-is-nothing-but-puns-deact]

It’s Valentine’s Day, and to celebrate this load of bullshit I decided to make my own form of bullshit. This ship is called Jonny or ArVito and it’s pure garbage, just like Valentine’s day.

[rupeerat]

[salty-cracker-boner]

did they announce sinnoh yet

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate]

Chrissy Teigen is a national treasure.

[blairwvldorf]

for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier

[transfemininomenon]

[wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold swear] vanny devito 

[transfemininomenon]

[cistro-deactivated20141212]

[foosili]

confy

[acoolguy]

[danmangan]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[o-lascaux-o]

when you hear the THUD of a cat landing on the floor that shouldn’t have been on the counter in the first place

[positronicpussy]

[computer-hoe]

how my days start

[hotvampireadjacent]