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the moon came out! | allen he/it

[pointnclick]

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

[plainsbison]

#myanguish

[wastrelwoods]

his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

[kalimaxxing]

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[smolbeanjerma]

[kushblazer666]

ok i was wrong. havana syndrome real

[brbgensokyo]

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

[hp-up]

TRASH CAN SPRITE FROM POKÉMON STADIUM

[marinebluekaze]

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

[marinebluekaze]

Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy

[spitblaze]

its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

I could never leave this site

[lizardsister]

literally every time i hear people talk about homestuck it makes me want to read it less and less are you people okay ?

[furryprovocateur]

none of you know how to make something sound good

[3000s]

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

[3000s]

and she clarified that it wasnt even coming after her or anything it was just minding its own business

[talonpaw]

do not. let out a “mrrow of amusement” to my husband.

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[oldinterneticons]

[herbaceousslime]