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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver

if i look back, i am lost

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ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

shark vs the universe
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Itās up to you to decide.Ā
Soulmate AU where the marks on one person's skin show up on the other, but obviously they can't understand each other's writing, so Keith mostly just tries to express himself through art instead. So naturally, when he starts investigating the Blue Lion he starts drawing THAT too. Which is why, when Voltron shows up, Lotor is Dead Certain that the blue paladin is his soulmate, and he desperately tries to force himself to fall in love with Lance even while he's like "... Really? THIS guy?"
Lotorās soulmate is not illiterate, but they may as well be. Heās compared their careless scrawl against every language in the Imperial data banks - thrice! - and itās simply... not there.
āTheyāre a primitive,ā Ezor nods sagely from where sheās half draped over his shoulder, eyeing the illegible lettering on his wrist with an entertained curl to her lips, āmust be. Guess the universe wanted to counterbalance all your insufferable braininess.ā
When Lotor shrugs her off with a snarl, she has the audacity to laugh.
Acxaās kinder, or she tries to be, comforting him with the notion that if his soulmate is a primitive, theyāre at the very least an educated one, or better yet of a more evolved society wherein knowledge of scripture is commonplace, so... theyāre not feral.
Zethrid seems to half wish that they were, if only for the thrill of it.
āAnd the sex,ā Ezor tacks on with an evil little grin, āthe sex would have been fantastic.ā
Her soulmateās raucous glee drowns out any further discussion of the topic.
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So they canāt communicate, not with words, but if Lotorās soulmate is anything itās tenacious (and the Prince canāt help but admire that). They come to the conclusion that pictures are the way to go, painting Lotorās forearms with a veritable rainbow of quadrilaterals, each containing varying stripes and symbols, and then a series of dotted squiggles that Lotor is beginning to recognise as their approximation of a question.
The problem being he doesnāt actually know what it is that theyāre asking.
Thereās one rectangle - the majority of which is striped red and white, with a one contrasting quarter of stars in a blue sky - that his soulmate keeps coming back to, and Lotor realises it must be a clan symbol of a sort, indicative of their own people and culture, but... once again scouring Imperial logs turns up nothing of import. Frustrated, Lotor practically carves the hateful Imperial emblem into his palm with jagged lines of ink - Vrepit Sa - and turns in for the night.
In the morning, his arms are wiped clean.
They stay that way for a quintent.
Two.
On the third, he hears back, and it rocks his entire world view.
Kraliept Sa.
The lines are careful, deliberate, as if someone unfamiliar with the old scripture had taken great pains to transcribe that singular character, and Lotor quite simply canāt believe his eyes, because that would mean... that would mean that the only two things he knows of his soulmate are in direct contrast with one another: the first being that they are completely isolated from the Empire, and the second more impossible yet, that they have ties to the Blade of Marmora.
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#ICONICā¢
gayest sport on earth
somebodyās obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until youāve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
Thatās how you win. By securing a grip on the ākisbetā (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victorās hand as a sign of respect and admiration.Ā
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
guys they oil each other upĀ im crying hereĀ
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant āno homoā to be chimed.
Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each otherās pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, havenāt you heard?
Oh my god so cuteeeee! I'm-
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
ye awaken with a minty butthole
how do ye proceed
Look butthole
ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP
Take soap
ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast
Look room
ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o'drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER'S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.
Use record player use record player
ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.
Look calendar
Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.
Go kitchen
It's your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars - both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN' LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what's a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don't have a stove, stop asking about the stove.
Hug goblin
You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.
Some TodoDeku longfic recs
As requested by @todoizu-trashā, here are some longer TodoDeku fic recs.
For this list, Iām defining anything over 30,000 words as ālongā, and Iām not going to include any content warnings, since this post is already long enough and you can just check the AO3 tags if you need to.
A beacon in the dark (294k words, ongoing) ā This is, like, one of the most popular fics in the fandom, so Iād be very surprised if you havenāt read it already, but just in case. AU where is Izuku is blind, though he has an empathy quirk that helps somewhat with that. TodoDeku is the big ship in this fic.
Case Study (117k words, ongoing) ā āIzukuās friends are easy to detail in his notebooks, powers and strategies and personalities. His misconceptions about them are fleeting and easy to correct. But some people just arenāt open books. Todoroki Shoto, Izuku finds, is a complicated beast whose tells come in the slightest change of expression, specific wording, or the minute gesture of a hand. In his mind he catalogs each of these, and finds that heās easier to understand than Izuku had originally thought.ā
Conventional Taste (44k words, complete) ā Shouto goes with Izuku to a hero convention.
Cut From The Same Cloth (31k words, complete) ā Endeavor threatens to reveal All Mightās secret and secures an arranged marriage between Shouto and Izuku to keep it quiet. Set in an AU where Izuku and Shouto never met while at UA.
demolition lovers (104k words, ongoing) ā Shouto is born quirkless, and becomes a nurse instead of a hero. And then he meets pro-hero Deku.
Facts (49k words, complete) ā āShouto barely has any experience with friends, so having a crush on his best friend was not something he was prepared for. Heās fallen hard, and heās awkward and unsure what to make of his feelings, or how to act on them. It doesnāt help that he and Izuku seem caught on the delicate line between friends and romance, and Shouto more than anything doesnāt want to ruin their friendship.ā
i am cold, can you hear? (60k words, ongoing) ā āAs Todoroki learned from a tender age, growing up with your dad as the #2 hero in all of Japan has a few hazardsāespecially when youāre his designated prodigy and are constantly being goaded to do more, to be better. Said hazards include: getting dragged to literally every villainous scene to observe from the sidelines, rigorous (and sometimes illegal) training sessions, and family issues out the whazoo. But hey, at least his dadās rivalās kid is kind of cute.ā
my voice is yours (48k words, complete) ā āa selectively mute todoroki and very talkative midoriya fall in love when they least expect it.ā
Nobodyās Boy (124k words, complete) ā Rei Todoroki switches Izuku and Shouto at birth. Izuku grows up the quirkless son of the #2 hero. Of course, he still gets into UA, and he still meets the boy he was swapped with.
Passion (38k words, complete) ā āWhen he was young, Shouto knew the meaning of kindness. Then he manifested his Quirk. He became Todoroki after this. He locked his younger, naive self in the strongest safe box his mind could muster. Then he met Midoriya and remembered who he was.ā
Summer Stars (61k words, complete) ā Izuku invites Shouto to stay at his home over summer break.
Victim of Circumstance (38k words, ongoing) ā āWhen youāre a Quirkless orphan on the streets, you have to fight twice as hard for just about everything. Survival. Respect. Allies. Most of the time, youāre just barely scraping by. And, for that matter, so is everyone else around you. So Izuku does what he does best: he helps. Sometimes that means mediating gang disputes; other times, itās something as simple as grocery shopping. Itās not like anyone else will, after all. With so many hopes riding on him, thereās only ever been one option. Quirk or no Quirk, UA or no UAāheās going to become a hero.ā Yes, the TodoDeku ship is in this!
Marvel Studios SDCC Announcements
BLACK WIDOW - May 1, 2020Ā
Scarlett Johansson, David Harbour, Florence Pugh, O-T Fagbenle, and Rachel Weisz. Directed by Cate Shortland.
THE FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER - Fall 2020
An original series with Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan and Daniel Brühl.
ETERNALS - November 6, 2020Ā
Angelina Jolie, Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Lauren Ridloff, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek, Lia McHugh and Don Lee. Directed by ChloƩ Zhao.
SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS - February 12, 2021Ā
Simu Liu, Awkwafina, and Tony Leung, directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.
WANDAVISION - Spring 2021Ā
An original series with Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany and Teyonah Parris.
LOKI - Spring 2021Ā
An original series with Tom Hiddleston.
DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS - May 7, 2021Ā
Benedict Cumberbatch and Elizabeth Olsen. Scott Derrickson returns as director. This will be the MCUās first scary movie!
WHAT IFā¦? - Summer 2021Ā
The first animated series in the MCU, with Jeffrey Wright as the voice of The Watcher and many actors from across the MCU reprising their roles as voice talent.
HAWKEYE - Fall 2021Ā
An original series that will also introduce Kate Bishop.
THOR: LOVE & THUNDER - November 5, 2021Ā
Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson and Natalie Portman. Taika Waititi returns as director.
BLADE - TBA
Mahershala Ali will be Blade.
ALSO CONFIRMED:Ā
Captain Marvel 2, Black Panther 2, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Fantastic Four and Mutants in development!
Hey! Awesome work you guys are doing!! I donāt want to ask if you know any fics in which Lotor is obsessed with Keith because heās half Galra ? Also where Shiro is jealous or possessive when Lotor shows interest in Keith? Thank you!!!
closer than my hands have been - arahir @arahir
5k. (Teen).
Keith and Lotor hit it off. Shiro isnāt ok with this reality.
āWell theyāre both part Galra and have a really questionable relationship with their swords. I mean, Iām just spit balling but thatās probably part of it.ā
It doesnāt help, because Lance is right. Lotor has been here for two days in a tentative alliance thatās looking like it might it shake out to something permanent. Shiro should be overjoyed. This is their chance, their edge against Zarkon, butā
Across the room, Keith says something soft, and Lotor smiles down at him, bright eyed and genuine.
Shiro canāt breathe.
a leap of faith and dance - torielle @lil-elderflowerpresse
ongoing, ½ chapters, 23k. (Explicit). Contains: Allura/Lance.
The war is over, and Shiro is officially introduced to the youngest of the Blades. Heās not the only one suddenly interested.
Green River - DownInTheGutter
2k. (Teen).
Lotorās first attempt at peace negotiations with the Paladins doesnāt go as expected.
Negotiations - Mythril (fantacination) @pepperpaprika
1k. (Teen).
Lotor brings giftsāand an offer. Shiro is displeased.
- Kel
Ok I know you love bottom keith and so I and I'm a sheith hoe so I was wondering if you knew any good sheith fics with bottom keith OR just any sheith fics writers in general who write lots of bottom keith. I've read like everything by tagteamme and starboykeith and I'm just very Thorsty for keith getting dicked down by shiro. I've been craving it even more than I usually do and just need some help finding it, so I wanted to know if you had any recommendations ššš
mmmm, ok, lemme pull up some. hover over the links with your mouse for summaries. please message me if some of the links arenāt working
1.Ā brand new movesĀ 2.Ā decent blackĀ (dubcon; kuro/keith)3.Ā the untold perils of walking along in the woodsĀ (dubcon)4.Ā set fire in my headĀ (voyeur lance)5.Ā something elseĀ Ā 6.Ā raise me to your lipsĀ (dubcon; kuro/keith)7.Ā something else8.Ā trapped between a rock and a hard placeĀ (brief twincest; trans keith)9.Ā primal10.Ā iām lost in faith (oh how true it is)Ā (kuro/keith)11.Ā et in arcadia ego12.Ā size queen āverse13.Ā not like thisĀ (a/b/o; dubcon)14.Ā making the most of the night āverseĀ (a/b/o)15.Ā feeding the slutās desireĀ (gangbang; trans keith)16.Ā on the borderlands of the wildĀ (slight dubcon)17.Ā make me feel āverse
thatās some of them that i still think about. i know of a bottom keith writer but theyāre a kl fan and i read their stuff occasionally but i donāt think youād be interested since theyāre a kl.
Percy Jackson
Grover Underwood
Annabeth Chase
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Elmoās voice saying āIāll fuck u upā is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNYšš¤£
I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY
Sheith Mini Comic about sleepwear and the disaster gays who share them. (Gay disaster Sheith and mutual pining give me so much life.)Ā The Holt siblings snuck in because they are badass but also 100% done with their best friendsā awkward dancing around each other.
This comic is a gift for @novamodeā in the Sheith Beginnings Zine Holiday Gift Exchange.Ā I hope this offering has pleased you!!!
Sheith Mini-Comic about Friends⦠(Itās okay, Keith.Ā Just keep on keeping on and Shiro will eventually get it.)
Inspired by @incorrect-sheith-quotes