pisses your pants

⪦they/them⪧ art tag: samsnaughtyart, HC tag: for shame sammy

[sam-but-naughty]

🩶 for ask game!

it would seem my laptop is in fact not updated enough for this😭 which one was it then I'll update this post with the actual answer😭😭

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[frutigermetrosexual]

⭕ Objectum Ask Game! ⭕

Send an emoji to ask a question! I tried to keep these varied and interesting.

💫 Are you conceptum?

🧸 Are you plushum?

🍔 Are you foodum?

🚗 Are you vehium/mechum?

💻 Are you techum?

🌈 Do you consider yourself another OS sub-label?

⏰ How long have you identified as OS?

🪤 What object(s) could someone use to lure you into a trap?

🛠️ Have you ever fallen for an object you created?

📎 Have you ever fallen for an object you work(ed) with?

🍝 Do you have any object partners that are consumable/extremely finite or limited (food, candle, etc)?

🛸 Are there any fictional objects you're into? (e.g. the TARDIS, Companion Cube, etc... anything that doesn't have a real world counterpart)

⛈️ Does your object have different forms they take? (like water taking the form of rain or ice)

🦽 Do you have any accessibility devices you have a relationship with?

🎡 Are you interested in any public objects? If so, would you pursue a relationship with them (if you aren't already)?

🗿 Are there any pieces of historical art or landmarks around the world you're interested in?

🎤 Have you ever fallen in love with a song before? (specifically in an OS way!)

👕 Do you have any partners you can wear?

🎺 Do you have any sensory things that you like from specific objects? (e.g. cold metal of a trumpet, sound of a car engine, etc)

🎨 If you make art, does being objectum affect what you make? (includes writing, poetry, etc)

🛒 Has being OS influenced a purchase before?

✈️ Have you ever traveled to visit an object partner/crush?

🚆 Do you feel like your taste in objects is similar to what's popular in the community?

📺 Do you think there should be more OS representation in media?

💡 Do you have any OS headcanons or readings of media?

🖱️ Are you involved with any online OS communities?

🛋️ What are some positive ways being OS has effected your life?

🚽 Does being OS affect your life negatively at all? If so, how?

✏️ Would you change your OS attraction? (such as no longer identifying as OS, changing your preferred objects, etc)

🧢 Do you have any OS accessories you wear out? (like pride buttons)

📂 Do you have any early memories of being OS/having OS tendencies?

❤️ Are you currently in an object relationship(s)?

💔 Has an object ever broken your heart? (such as losing them in some way, breaking up with them, etc)

💓 What is your favorite thing about your object partner/crush? (If you don't have one, tell us what you like about your favorite type of object)

🪄 Let's say you wave a magic wand to grant your object partner(s) one wish... What would they wish for?

☢️ Are any of your partners dangerous or misunderstood?

📦 What is the "weirdest" object you are into?

🚸 Do any humans in your [real] life know you're OS?

📢 If you could say one thing to non-OS people to get them to understand your identity, what would you say?

🌐 Are you POSIC, or otherwise experience animism with objects?

🏳️‍🌈 Outside of being OS, do you identify as LGBT?

🗯️ Do you identify as ficto?

😸 Are you a furry?

♾️ Are you neurodivergent?

👥 Are you into people at all?

🔼 Do you identify as non-human? (such as therian or objectkin)

💙 Does being able to touch/interact with an object affect your attraction to them?

🩶 What are some concepts you find interesting in an OS way?

🤍 Do you have any specific experiences that influenced your beliefs in animism? (if applicable)

💛 If you could have time alone with a public object, what would you do?

💜 Do you prefer keeping your identity secret or do you like people knowing you're OS and who your partner is?

⭕ [ask whatever you want!]

Please practice good ask game karma! Try to send an ask to someone before reblogging from them! ❤️

[sam-but-naughty]

some art of my guy Chris pissing himself <3

[bunchasticks]

People on Twitter were asking for pole dancing Roger

*record scratch* *music stops*

[sam-but-naughty]

Ageplay genuinely gives me the ick so bad. Like, you're being sexual in a way that feels very reminiscent of having sex with a child and having fun? What are you really?

It's even worse if the other person age regresses, because then only their biological age is stopping this from being one of the worst things you can do.

Y'all are crazy in the head or something😭✌️

[sam-but-naughty]

fuckkk gang I need to piss so bad wdid...

[sam-but-naughty]

I'm playing that omo game again, this time without a massive unintentional hold beforehand, and HOLY MOSES did it make a difference

[sam-but-naughty]

I haven't scrolled through your blog completely so feel free to ignore if you've already been told or if it's irrelevant 🧍

But maybe for the omorashi games (such as the board games you did or maybe Milovana teases holding too long before isn't the best thing, but getting your body used to relieve could help. To tire the muscles a bit more if you're looking forward to an accident and all

And be careful with holding a lot too, too long may be harsh on your bladder 🫶

Have fun !

eyy thanks for the tip, I'll keep that in mind when I try again! The hold beforehand wasn't really planned on honestly. I wasn't even desperate during that even tho it was 8 hours on a cuppa tea and an entire water bottle, but alas.

We'll see how it goes next time teehee :3

[sam-but-naughty]

just did this omorashi board game, and despite having held my piss for like 8 hours already it just. was fucking easy? The hard part was holding the squats because my legs hurt, not because I was nearly leaking. Pants? Dry. Disappointment? Immeasurable.

No hate to the creator tho! It's just my fuckass bladder that's too damn strong for this shi, go give it a try becos it's pretty fun even if you don't really get the kick you want. It's a great way to get your thighs strong actually. Going for a round two with a fuller bladder now.

game under the cut

[segamascott]

i hope something #epic happens to your pussy this christmas

[sam-but-naughty]

can people PLEASE tag their posts correctly because I'm SICK of seeing "daddy kink" "mommy kink" "fauxcest" shit in the omo tag bc people don't tag it

[sam-but-naughty]

tw for nsfw specifically piss thoughts

so like do y'all think Waterboy just kinda lets it go bc like, it's all water anyway? And then he realises that Flambae keeps giving him weird looks when he does, and then WB realises bro gets turned on from that shi?

Idk if anyone agrees but I just kinda got that thought in my head

[sam-but-naughty]

a little omo with my spider/man oc hihi

His name's Donavan btw and he's 20

well it's hard to get breaks between beating up bad guys, and those suits are skin-tight...

[lmaoplanes]

Plane objectums, share your partners/crushes below !! I want to get to know more of us and who we like :3

(I’m personally in love with the Messerschmidt Bf-109F at my local WW2 museum ^^)

[sears-tower]

@8th-deadlee-sin @dragqueenstarscream

[8th-deadlee-sin]

OOOOOH I haven't been on here in forever but thanks for the ping <3 absolutely enamored with commercial airliners tbh

and a few random others like the SR-71

[supersylph]

X-59 MY LOVE!!!

[sam-but-naughty]

so tough, I have a lot...

[sam-but-naughty]

a little omo story I came up with while talking to @supersylph

tw sex, gn reader with a vagina, dire planexhuman sex

You'd been pestering Blitz about it for ages now. He's been looking and teasing ever since you met, and now you were done with only getting small touches. Today was the day you were asking it.

You wanted him to eat you out.

So here you are now, on your back with your legs spread and Blitz grinning widely. His long metal tongue slides over his sharp teeth, drooling lubricant as he stares down hungrily. His nosecone presses against the bare flesh of your stomach a little.

"And you're really sure this won't break ya?"

He grins devilishly when you huff, dragging his tongue through your folds and spreading his drool over you. The jolt of pleasure tingles extra in your stomach, with a pang of desperation. Blitz's eyes widen at the little whine you give.

"What's up with that? You gotta do that human thing or somethin'? Gotta piss?"

He scoffs when you nod, before poking your bladder a little.

"Might as well have some fun with ya."

He starts licking your thighs, working you up with light touches from his tongue and nosecone as your desperation slowly grows. To make matters worse, he hands you a bottle. Half-empty, but with how your bladder is sloshing by now it feels like it might as well be the entire ocean in that little bottle.

"Drink."

The command is short, simple, and you comply. Only when the bottle is empty he starts his touches again, slowly working up your thighs towards your folds. You're sopping wet by now, both from his touch as the pressure in your bladder.

He stops for a second, his tongue lingering on your inner thigh, before he moves in. The thick metal appendage slowly works itself into your hole, rubbing your walls and feeling them clench around him. He moans softly, his hot breath rushing over your clit, but, unfortunately for you, your bladder decides that moment is perfect to let out a leak.

Right over his tongue.

Blitz blinks, gasping softly, and suddenly his nose presses against your bladder, tongue pressing from the inside. It's getting harder not to leak, the pressure's mounting, until a big spurt sprays over his tongue and lips and he moans. His voice is a low growl when he speaks again.

"...Do that again... Wouldn't it feel good if you let it go..?"

He presses a little harder, slurping eagerly as his nose gently massages your aching bladder.

"...I promise I won't waste any of that liquid gold, nothing's gonna stain those pretty boxers..."

His big metallic tongue starts to stretch you out from the inside and coaxes you into relaxing around it, sucking and kissing softly. He finds your clit, his lips brushing over it, the feeling sending sparks flying behind your eyes.

Every time you leak he pins you down a little harder, tongue going a little deeper, until it physically can't go further and you're completely stuffed with it. Your tummy bulges from the combined volume of your bladder and uterus, body tingly all over as you climax and piss into his mouth.

"That's it~"

His lips close around you, swallowing eagerly and using his lip to play with your sensitive clit again. Over and over you cum, until both your bladder and your hole are exhausted and spent. Finally he lets go, leaning close with his acrid-smelling breath brushing over your ear.

"Tomorrow again~?"

[sam-but-naughty]

omo under da cut

critter got too full...