slorp

yes i actually did lick your blog its just to get a feel for your personality

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“egg egg egg”

[saccharinesmuse]

Real tit enjoyers like em big or small or in any shape and on any body btw. if you only like big chests on small women you arent welcome to the tit enthusiasts club.

[saccharinesmuse]

I think my boob gatekeeping post will find its people.

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[zanukavat]

Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

[unyieldingsilence]

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[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[evilwizard]

it’s just me

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[depsidase]

[teaboot]

***Because they don’t have TIME to read

***Because they don’t know HOW to read

***Because they’re not ALLOWED to read

***Because they weren’t TAUGHT to read

***Because the generation BEFORE THEM were never taught HOW TO READ or how to TEACH READING

***Because we DON’T VALUE INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS

***Because our society prioritizes PRODUCTIVITY over QUALITY OF LIFE

Sick of the “yall are stupid because you’re lazy” narrative. Obviously people with no time no family no money no books no education no perspective no respect no options no support no mentors aren’t perpetually disseminating themes of Othello on the fly.

People aren’t stupid, reading isn’t the peak proof of intelligence, and society isn’t on a decline because poor people are poor.

You’re confusing a symptom for a cause

You have to treat the symptom, CURE the disease, and love the patient more than you love feeling right

[sirpompet]

Castiel eating a muffin/cupcake and he eats the lining too because he thinks it’s apart of the experience

[deadbeatpup]

raise me from perdition twin

[acvoice]

Broke: angels start calling Castiel “Cas” and angel communication “angel radio” because the writers didn’t think too hard about it.

Woke: Dean Winchester’s gay energy is so powerful it sends a beam into the heavens and forces all angels to appreciate his slang.

[samgirlie-gn]

[lichanicksstuff]

In a world in which homophobia is eradicated in one night, on the first day the courts all over the world get flooded with divorce papers. The second day, they are flooded with marriage certificates. The third day, destiel goes canon.

[tincar87]

Yes we don't know what happened to that antichrist kid and there's probably some other significant plot holes, but we do know that Dean has a tentacle kink and Crowley is probably into puppy play☝️

[acvoice]

You ever think about how much of Castiel is just Misha’s sheer love and will to give the character depth and personality?

His gravelly voice, intense stare, head tilts and squinting, pop culture and general humanity obliviousness, stiff posture, gay acting choices like sitting on the bed and waiting for Dean to wake up, establishing the “Cas watches Dean sleep” trait… Then there are the accidental wardrobe choices like tying the tie backwards on his first shooting day, and being afraid to tell his oversized clothing don’t fit for 2 years of production.

He basically wrote the character into the narrative. This man was given a 3 episode disposable guy role and decided well I’m gonna make him real. Yes, the writers wrote his plotline, but Misha established how his own character would react to that plotline. Pretty fascinating to me.