tannertan36
art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
No title available
Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
tumblr dot com
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Misplaced Lens Cap
sheepfilms
Andulka
taylor price
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever
@theartofmadeline
Keni
PR's Tumblrdome
One Nice Bug Per Day
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Romania
seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from Netherlands
seen from France
seen from Germany
seen from T1
seen from Türkiye
seen from Philippines
@sam-ships-it
toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.
Couldn't miss the chance
the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play
toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.
He’s had a rough day…
does luca have a sfw sketchpad and an nsfw one he keeps hidden away at home
does he sometimes mix them up and pull out his sketches at lunch with the team and there's marleau naked holding his folded leather belt, marleau's hard leaking cock in adoring detail, his captain kissing hollander, marleau with luca's cock in his mouth, marleau in only leather gloves, close-up detail of hollander's hickeys from last week
does ilya notice
The time of his life.
Random hockey player: Shane Hollander loves hockey so much that he'd probably marry it if he could!
Shane: *marries generational hockey player and living legend Ilya Rozanov*
Random hockey player: well I'll be damned! The crazy son of a bitch did it!
One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️
call that the Hollander Goodbye
thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏
Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wow…genetic
ilya who is consistently the first one to find their child after they make a run for it because he has had to develop the survival skill of "if i were a hollander, where would i elope to?" over the years in order to find where the FUCK his family is after they just vanished
skill transfer
The feared sting-ray
The elusive and mysterious StingRug
i feel like the natural evolution of ilya's domesticity kink is getting turned on to an unreasonable degree by shane doing home repair
yeah, he likes hiring professionals for things, but he ALSO hates having people in the house making noise and Existing In His Space if they don't have to, and also, tbh?? kind of fun to fix stuff. watch some youtube videos and now he knows how to change out a sink if he wants to?? also his dad always did home repair stuff and shane was his Official Assistant as a kid, so he's got that knowledge, too. and he can do it without having to wait on anyone? or schedule anything??? he can just decide to do it and do it???? amazing
ilya, meanwhile, has never had interest in that. no thank you. sounds boring and also difficult. hello professional on the phone, take this money and make the problem be over now thank you.
with the end result that ilya one day offhand mentions something about needing to change out a showerhead because he wants a different one, and then he comes home to shane just?? doing it??? oh my god?? he's got a toolbox and some kind of strange tape stuff, and he's not even looking at instructions?? he just Knows How To Fix House Things??
shane turns around and ilya is fully naked and is like?? um?? and ilya is just "no, no. continue. finish it." "but you're-" "no. keep going." "but-" "hollander please pick up that wrench again and do wrench things with it." "I mean i'm actually done with the wren-" "hollander shut up and pick up the wrench. stop being weird about it." "...I'M the one being weird here???" "yes. very. wrench. now."
Op’s tags
the dangerous feedback loop of
home improvement project makes ilya horny af and desperate to fuck shane as frequently as possible->this slows down the progress of the project, making it take longer->this offers even MORE TIME in which ilya gets horny and desperate to fuck as frequently as possible
WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!
Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
Hollanov + season 1 timeline
Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.
absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. “you need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and they’re cursing you” because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasn’t working.
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself ‘Do I want to be right or do I want results?’ and then act accordingly.
i guess i like these guys a lot 💆♀️
The real issue between Tim Allen's Jason and Alan Rickman's Alexander in Galaxy Quest was that Jason was blissfully unaware of any of the fanfic people had written about their two characters while Alexander had been asked in detail about some of the finer points of Mak'tar "biology" at every con since the 80s
So we're all in agreement that the wedding needs chairs, vows, and anything NOT Diamonds by Rihanna.
Can I also submit for approval; Shane does a small part of his vows in Russian, and says something either hilarious or filthy and Ilya is blushing and so in love and Svetlana is the only guest cackling her head off.
final boss of parental neglect ilya rozanov
Scott, two days after the Chirp Heard Round The World, having had a nap and ate a carb and kissed his boyfriend and realized that he should have under no circumstances let the two craziest motherfuckers in hockey know that he knows their secret: Ilya Rozanov is going to shoot me with a gun.
Shane, pacing in Ilya's living room and wringing his hands: Ilya, Scott Hunter knows about us we need to kill him we need to make it look like an accident we need to do it now
Ilya, kicking his feet and giggling: He said you sound like me?
