Samantha Nicole Winchester

Sam / 26 / F / Professional Fangirl / Earth Loving Herbivore / Star Wars / Marvel / DC / SPN / TMNT / GoT / +100 other fandoms DM or ask me anything, let's be friends!

[anxietyproblem]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[moniquill]

the father who stepped up.

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[weaponizedvirtue]

HE'S HELPING HER MAKE A NEST 😭😭😭

Poor, precious idiot.

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[segamascott]

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[vibratome]

[abyssaldyke]

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[ouroborosmoons]

[t4tvampireisms]

“We could’ve built this place in seventy two hours, but human rights violations kept us from completely treating these people like animals in a zoo.”

[anobeko]

Housing the homeless isn't feasible.

Treating the sick isn't feasible.

But we can build concentration camps in a week.

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

[peachfromcmbyn]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[god-monsterr]

this reply deserves to be here.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Oh my GOD

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[noonecareslol]

When it hits 9 pm and I pull out this combo:

Ps: I have severe writers block. Help

[charlesoberonn]

I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.