sam the greatest shit here

[jaubaius]

Source

[catchymemes]

[crancisfrozier]

[madamewesker]

First the walls are see through then the giant thing just fkn grabs you and walks around with you. What a day.

[electricpentacle]

That hawk had the expression of a cosmic horror protagonist two pages off from the end of the story, and for more or less the same reasons.

[dayonedropped]

The entire thread continued like this.

[squeakyfoam-deactivated20151111]

as it should be

[kasaron]

You’re goddamn right.

[reddyrabbit]

I’ll have you know I’m still nursing a 22 year old grudge against Wallace and Gromit for denying the original Courage the Cowardly Dog short the Oscar for Best Animated Short in 1995, thank you very much.

It’s literally my love for stop-motion that keeps me from outright hating W&G.

[the-x-button]

dont FUCKING scare me like that

[nerdreamer]

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[art-the-cl0wn]

TERRIFIER 2 2022 | dir. Damien Leone

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[testosteronetwink]

happy veterans day

[fox-bright]

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

[fuckingconversations]

Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.

There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.

- straight from poison control

[neil-gaiman]

In the hope that this saves someone’s life one day.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Wtf

[leighsartworks216]

[saintjosie]

[dumbcutepets]

[baseandbass]

[archaeo-geek]

As a life-long 4-H kid, I can tell that steer has already had hours of work done on him - washed, blow-dried (yes I’m serious, there are specific blow-dryers that they make for cows), clipped, colour-tinted mousse to hold the hair fluffy, “fluffed and buffed.” And then the glitter. Glorious.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tired-gay-bean]

Comedy fucking gold I’m sorry

[sandersstudies]

Somebody tell Hollywood I've found proof that a plot twist can be predictable and yet still amazing.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jaubaius]

[huffylemon]

[dicksmasher]

[loddyjean]

Tim curry pennywise the story of it