samcedes wannabe

Samcedian for life! Hi there, I'm kind of weird but I love talking to people so message me whenever and about whatever. I currently write Mercy's Heart 2 which is almost finished and Through Frosted Glass.

[zamzamafterzina]

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

[threesideddream]

I literally just passed this when I was on imgur

[bbcwhereareyou]

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

[andreii-tarkovsky]

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

[brehaaorgana]

This was such a formative movie

[luisonte]

Easy

[seigesinbin]

Lol a mom and in your 30s? What're u doing writing smut?

[666satanicanarchist69]

@navybrat817 this reminded me if you lmao

[rkrispyt]

Seconded.

I remember when a fellow Samcedian got a rude comment from a youngin’ saying “you’re in your 30’s? Grow up!” and I was like “oh, friend. You don’t outgrow this, sorry.” *shrug*

[fyeahegerton]

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

[arrghigiveup]

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

[ceebee-eebee]

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

[justcatposts]

This is Truffles the cat, a stray found by a pediatric optometrist and now puts kids at ease that are nervous about getting glasses and totally makes them more at ease. 

(Source)

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

I would die for Truffles.

[surrealtiktoks]

[embroideredcupcake]

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

[moonlionn]

me posting nothing but incoherent nonsense and still having some sort of following

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: BuddyGator.com

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do you ever just see something that’s just

SO NICE

And so cute and wholesome

That you start crying because you just want the whole world to be this adorable all the time <3

[funny-tik-toks]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

“but how would we keep each other safe without police?” hmmmmmmmm

[d-eadnam-e]

Dont forget civilians did the SAME THING during the Northeast Blackout of 2003! We keep each other safe, not the police

[3rdeye6]

Facts

[byecolonizer]

[goldenndior]

Not the hand 😫😍

[24andtired]

I lost it when that hand went up

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

She booed up with her self!

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[xyinx]

Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty

[wadewilson-parker]

Heroes at Home

[bad-decisions-imminent]

I can feel the shit eating grin on his face in that second to last panel.

[hotbitchesanddragons-deactivate]

This is the funniest/most relatable meme I’ve ever seen

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

Honestly this is the reason I love tumblr

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

Glad to say this scene is apart of my childhood

[2damnfeisty]

I was so hurt when they had another song playing during this scene on Netflix.

[appraisedtiktoks]

[your-official-gingerartist]

Yeah please stay off omegle. I was one of the kids that thought oh haha I’m going to mess with people on there. Nah don’t. Just don’t that place is unsafe and it’s not somewhere anyone should really be.