Hitting all of the wrong keys in the right order.

*Muffled screech* She/Her

[lumorie]

The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes.

But don’t be afraid. And don’t forget …

You hold the mightiest weapon of them all.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[ghostcashewart]

sometimes you get a vision so powerful that you're legally obligated to spend all day executing on it

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[yayxstitch]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[redsixwing]

Hey, Bandcamp users. You have probably already heard, but Bandcamp was bought by a music licensing firm, and laid off half its staff "as a cost cutting measure."

I will be downloading everything I purchased from Bandcamp and keeping an eye on it.

Bandcamp Undergoes Ownership Transition with Layoffs and Industry Concerns | Enterprise Wired

In a significant shift of ownership, Bandcamp, the renowned digital music marketplace, has officially transitioned from its previous owner,

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[ooccouchgags]

[bluestockingbaby]

(via @allieinarden )

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[ohmovie]

Brendan Fraser as George George of the Jungle (1997) dir. Sam Weisman

[cherryflavoredbutch]

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

[buddwyer]

i want the copper in your pipes and i'm going through the tile walls of your shower to get it

[horsedestruction]

[capulets]

PENNY DREADFUL (2014 - 2016) harry treadaway as dr. victor frankenstein

[kaijuno]