Joseph Allen

Still alive, don't worry 'bout me.

[same-shit-different-day]

Intro Post

I get bored on break, so I got tumblr...

I didn't know General Shepherd was here, holy shit.

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RULES:

-DON'T BULLY MY BOY! I LOVE HIM! (slight bullying is ok, but don't harass me for making him ooc, he barely has any screentime)

-Can do gore, not confident in my NSFW

-Don't be homophobic, racist, transphobic, misogynistic, mysandristic, bigotted, or rude to me or anyone who interacts with this blog. That's not nice

-If I draw a line, you gotta respect it. Same goes for anyone else.

-Keep in mind that I'm usually talking in the voice of the character. Don't take any of what the character says to heart. <3

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My Main Blog: @live-exp10sive

My other blogs: -Cheryl Snider @general-shepherd-fucker -General Shepherd @gold-eagle-actual -Alexei Borodin @that-was-no-message

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

Don’t lie to me Joseph-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (bro's trembling in his boots because the first name was used)

[ask-pricemillan]

.. I don’t even care, I think I was a little off my medication yesterday-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Anxiety GONE) ok good...

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what happened yesterday anyway, I know I did something stupid but I can’t remember what exactly-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You brought a nuke that could eradicate the US eight times over...

[ask-pricemillan]

…what the fuck-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Forgive and forget, Captain...

[ask-pricemillan]

What happened with Cheryl-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh, she just left and went to do paperwork....

[ask-pricemillan]

Something about her and a lesbian-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

OH that part... Apparently, she has so much lore about her toxic yuri... we didn't hear a lot tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you know I think I’m happy to like men-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

yes.... you are....

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

Don’t lie to me Joseph-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (bro's trembling in his boots because the first name was used)

[ask-pricemillan]

.. I don’t even care, I think I was a little off my medication yesterday-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Anxiety GONE) ok good...

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what happened yesterday anyway, I know I did something stupid but I can’t remember what exactly-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You brought a nuke that could eradicate the US eight times over...

[ask-pricemillan]

…what the fuck-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Forgive and forget, Captain...

[ask-pricemillan]

What happened with Cheryl-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh, she just left and went to do paperwork....

[ask-pricemillan]

Something about her and a lesbian-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

OH that part... Apparently, she has so much lore about her toxic yuri... we didn't hear a lot tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

Don’t lie to me Joseph-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (bro's trembling in his boots because the first name was used)

[ask-pricemillan]

.. I don’t even care, I think I was a little off my medication yesterday-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Anxiety GONE) ok good...

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what happened yesterday anyway, I know I did something stupid but I can’t remember what exactly-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You brought a nuke that could eradicate the US eight times over...

[ask-pricemillan]

…what the fuck-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Forgive and forget, Captain...

[ask-pricemillan]

What happened with Cheryl-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh, she just left and went to do paperwork....

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

Don’t lie to me Joseph-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (bro's trembling in his boots because the first name was used)

[ask-pricemillan]

.. I don’t even care, I think I was a little off my medication yesterday-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Anxiety GONE) ok good...

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what happened yesterday anyway, I know I did something stupid but I can’t remember what exactly-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You brought a nuke that could eradicate the US eight times over...

[ask-pricemillan]

…what the fuck-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Forgive and forget, Captain...

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

Don’t lie to me Joseph-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (bro's trembling in his boots because the first name was used)

[ask-pricemillan]

.. I don’t even care, I think I was a little off my medication yesterday-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Anxiety GONE) ok good...

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what happened yesterday anyway, I know I did something stupid but I can’t remember what exactly-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You brought a nuke that could eradicate the US eight times over...

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

Don’t lie to me Joseph-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (bro's trembling in his boots because the first name was used)

[ask-pricemillan]

.. I don’t even care, I think I was a little off my medication yesterday-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Anxiety GONE) ok good...

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

Don’t lie to me Joseph-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (bro's trembling in his boots because the first name was used)

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

Then why is dc still intact-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

uhhhhhh..........

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

The nukes-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

You probably already sent them...

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

[after a goodnight rest with a warm glass of milk]

.. where is it guys stop joking-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

I don’t know what you mean?

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

Goodnight price-🌱

Something feels very off-🏷️

(They got a beach episode that doubled as a wedding ceremony)

[same-shit-different-day]

*rushes back*

(Awww)

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do I hear running-🏷️

Schizophrenia-🌱

Oh yeah-🏷️

(I’m not wrong)

[same-shit-different-day]

*dismantles and hides nuke in elaborate and undisclosed location but leaves over complicated clue*

(Nuh uh, 🥺, everything is fine and they get a beach episode in Scotland or some shit)

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

…alright price I think it’s getting late and we should go to sleep-🌱

(Perchance, also Mac’s doing his own version of taking grandad to bed)

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes, Macmillan is right, because he’s a smart man… go to bed.

(then at the nursing home core)

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t want to sleep??-🏷️

I don’t care-🌱

Get the nukes-🌱

(Acting like either will live that long)

[same-shit-different-day]

*takes the nukes and runs*

(don’t- don’t do that to me)

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

Big enough to wipe out all 50 states eight times over-🏷️

…. What-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww... I thought we were only doing D.C.

(holy shit mw4 evil arc temu version? Is that you?)

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...

[ask-pricemillan]

Good, good-🏷️

.. John how big is that nuke anyway?-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

... *watches the conversation cutely*

[ask-pricemillan]

I think I sleep a lot better knowing a lot of you hate me-🌱

[luitenantalbiemckinner]

Fuck my fucking chungus life 💔

Also stop bickering you two

[general-shepherd-fucker]

NEVER

have you even met this guy? You'd hate him too

[ask-pricemillan]

Me and John are amazing!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

yes. yes. of course.... *Washington D.C. is being held hostage that's why she's being nice now*

[ask-pricemillan]

Honestly I don’t really care. I’ll just tell price anytime you annoy me with your bull shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.................. *shaking in her boots*

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah not so funny now-

I’m back with the nuke-🏷️

WHY DID YOU BRING IT HERE?!-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

[ask-pricemillan]

It’s not active yet, just need to set things up, if I need to, Cheryl-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.......... I'm still very scared....

[ask-pricemillan]

You should probably call shepherd just in case or whatever-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I don't have a phone after i threw it into the Hoover dam after getting over my toxic yuri

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re what-🏷️

This is why I’m happily married and you’re not, you can’t commit to shit-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

THIS ONE WASN"T MY FAULT SHE WAS EVIL AND CRUEL I SWEAR

toxic wuh-luh-wuh lock in old man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you talk to her if you have a boyfriend-🌱

Aren’t you older than me?-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

i don't, I got rid of that phone before the military...

....shhhhhhhhhhhh

[ask-pricemillan]

Just be polyamorous at that point!-🌱

No, I won’t-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

WITH HER! i'd rather pull a makarov

but with allen..... maybe...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hop off Allen you don’t deserve him-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

... huh? you've met?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yes and it was great-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

wow.... okay.... um.... i don't know what to do with that information....

Great.... is... a word i didn't think would be in your vocabulary

[ask-pricemillan]

He was very pleasant-🌱

[general-shepherd-fucker]

H-holy shit.... Price... Price.... help... price.... oh my god.... Price, is your husband broken? PRICE!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh yeah, he’s pretty cool-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

I KNOW Allen is cool.... I just didn't know Macmillan could find anyone, besides you,

Pleaseant

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah but.. it’s Allen!-🏷️

[general-shepherd-fucker]

.... ok, yeah.... I see it

[ask-pricemillan]

Speaking of which, where is he?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Hi guys!

(cheryl) Hi Allen!

[ask-pricemillan]

Omg Allen!!-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

HAI <3

[ask-pricemillan]

Allen, be aware shepherd may die in the following days-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

Aww, the general? Is something happening to DC again? 9/11 made me so sad....

🥺

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah. My bad, remember what happened to Texas?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Oh No! My grandma lived in Texas.... still don't know who did that... that was with held from me for years... are you going to do that to DC?

(Cheryl) you're fucking welcome btw

[ask-pricemillan]

My bad I did that, like I nuked that place completely and had to go to hell to fix it-🏷️

Also maybe-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(he's really sad now)

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m sorry Allen-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

It's okay.... all those poor grandmas tho....

[ask-pricemillan]

If it makes you feel better shepherds probably gonna die too so that’s good-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

I don't mind the general though, he's nice company...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s awful and mean and kicks puppies-🌱

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) DON"T PROJECT ON MY MAN!!! (shepherd)

and I like everyone's company equally, despite their meanness, and their recruit torturing, and their emo phases, and their interesting love lives.

[ask-pricemillan]

WHY ARE YOU HERE?!-🌱🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) i've been here the whole time... I haven't left...

Oi, oi... be nice.... no fighting, please... :3

[ask-pricemillan]

Go away I wanna talk to Allen!!-🏷️

Okay.. I’m sorry-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

(Cheryl) Fine... bye, Allen...

bye, Cheryl

That's okay, Price.... I just hate confrontation! :3 Anyway... As i was saying, I love everyone here equally!

[ask-pricemillan]

That’s nice..

He’s still gonna die though🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

four days after me...

[ask-pricemillan]

What-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

What? Oh... nothing...

Just the existential dread I feel everyday I keep living knowing the exact day i'll die

[ask-pricemillan]

Alright, so you got any family in Washington I should know about?-🏷️

[same-shit-different-day]

Uh, no...