Yoo-hoo! Anybody home? Big Bad Vampire out here.

It's me, Sam Winchester. I'm a vampire now. I have three beautiful daughters and three hansome sons. ((Independent AU!Vampire Sam Mun is under 18. NO SMUT or NSFW at all! I do not own Sam Winchester. Sam Winchester belongs to Eric Kripke. Faceclaim: Jared Padalecki. Genderswap Faceclaim: Sierra Boggess Teen Faceclaim: Chris Culfer)) I accept M!As. Current M!A:None, but excepting.

[freewillwriting]

IMAGINE SAM GIVING YOU A PEP TALK BEFORE A DATE.

Credit

[organizaxion]

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

[samfangchester]

No one will reblog this from me. 

[angelicpaladin-blog]

[samfangchester]

"Mm…your kid before five in the morning.”

"Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

"I think we should have another."

"I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

"Sh…they’re asleep"

"I think someone...

[samfangchester]

A family member of mine in Mexico just died today.

My dad is crying and talking to my family members in Mexico right now.

[sleeping-with-norse-gods-deacti]

When a GIF doesn't move:

[samfangchester]

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Here’s the pic I promised."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"You know how to get a girl flustered."

((I think I died from my ovaries exploding))

[samfangchester]

Selena stilled, waiting for him to leave, before crawling out from under the table. She grinned and made her way to the door.

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

Sam jumped out from behind the door. "Well, well, well. The little girl has fallen for the wolf's trap.

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Here’s the pic I promised."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"You know how to get a girl flustered."

((I think I died from my ovaries exploding))

[samfangchester]

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

[samfangchester]

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

Selena tapped her pencil against her chin, her eyes sweeping over his arm. “Hm…I’d like that, but it’s a shame my cloak dirty, would you still chase little red without her cloak?” She asked with a smile.

[samfangchester]

"Always."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"The game is on!" She said before she bolted out of the room."

[samfangchester]

"At least let my put on my wolf shirt!" He called after her, walking to his room. Putting on the shirt. He went after her.

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

She laughed and slid down the hall, heading into the kitchen. She quickly ducked under the table, waiting for him.

[samfangchester]

"Oh, Little Red. Where are you are you? Wolfie's hungry." He said, before seeing her feet under the table. "I guess I'm going to leave now." He said before hiding behind the kitchen door.

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Here’s the pic I promised."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"You know how to get a girl flustered."

((I think I died from my ovaries exploding))

[samfangchester]

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

[samfangchester]

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

Selena tapped her pencil against her chin, her eyes sweeping over his arm. “Hm…I’d like that, but it’s a shame my cloak dirty, would you still chase little red without her cloak?” She asked with a smile.

[samfangchester]

"Always."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"The game is on!" She said before she bolted out of the room."

[samfangchester]

"At least let my put on my wolf shirt!" He called after her, walking to his room. Putting on the shirt. He went after her.

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Here’s the pic I promised."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"You know how to get a girl flustered."

((I think I died from my ovaries exploding))

[samfangchester]

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

[samfangchester]

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

Selena tapped her pencil against her chin, her eyes sweeping over his arm. “Hm…I’d like that, but it’s a shame my cloak dirty, would you still chase little red without her cloak?” She asked with a smile.

[samfangchester]

"Always."

[robetrdowneyjr]

Reblog if 'Eheheheheh" means anything to you

[somecreativedomain]

I bet it tastes like regret and daddy issues.

[bangingpatchouli]

With hints of self-loathing and a deeply repressed finish

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Here’s the pic I promised."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"You know how to get a girl flustered."

((I think I died from my ovaries exploding))

[samfangchester]

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

[samfangchester]

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"Here’s the pic I promised."

[wifeofanexbloodjunkiearchive-de]

"You know how to get a girl flustered."

((I think I died from my ovaries exploding))

[samfangchester]

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

[thelovelyarchangeljophiel-deact]

Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

[zxdiacy-blog]

[samfangchester]

Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t means that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them.

Thanks!

[sseureki]

[ourdragonsarebetter]

Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

[samfangchester]

Jared would probably do that too.

[daddyevans-deactivated20170920]

sam + van gogh { dean | cas }