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they/them

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[hexjulia]

i wanted to make a joke about my sudden bouts of silmarillion/tolkien obsession when stressed being 'the Elvish Disease' because it really is like rickets for the soul. however. that's when i started doubting myself because i vaguely remembered syphilis also being called the English Disease. so i decided to check and

damn.

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[dccomicsbookshelf]

Batman debuted in Detective Comics #27, published May of 1939

Robin debuted just under a year later in April of 1940.

Batman is 86 years old and Robin has been there for 85 of those 86 years.

You cannot have a Batman without Robin that is Batman in any way that matters.

[corrodedparadox]

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay

[lizard-braind]

“Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay” in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

[scarabies-real]

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[huariqueje]

Friday Night - Lilah Heyman

American , b. 1999 -

Oil on canvas , 24 x 21 in. 61 x 53.3 cm.

[filthyxangel-deactivated2021072]

[hurlanachronism]

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[dapperprincess]

This is so funny to me

new reaction image

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig