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i cannot fucking believe i never realized this

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown. 80% - To pay for college 10% - To get out of a bad family situation 5% - Family Tradition 5% - Because of 9/11.

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“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

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Chartreuse was thought to be such an ugly color in ancient times that the Romans called it “Turpis Fuco,” meaning, “The Ugly Pigment.” Turpis Fuco is also the name of the executive producer of Law and Order.

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i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

unclefather

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

samfreddie

I call my grandma Hello....

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madsciences

they are ready to be picked

owomon

ripe

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I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life.

barkingsparrow

#same

dopeybeauty

jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse

this was an actual episode

samfreddie

I died at the "maybe you'll have puppies, maybe you wont"

justhere4coffee

When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.

So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.

zsuki

^^^^ :D

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Reminder that neo-Nazis also like American History X despite it being an anti-Nazi film, American Psycho is popular among /pol/ users even though it is a satire of 80s American corporate culture and misogyny, and an important term used by the alt-right movement is from an anti-commercialism movie made by two trans women.

This is kind of like, their thing.

smitethestate

Completely missing the point is alt-right culture.

peredurthefool-deactivated20200

Not having basic literary (and film as lit) comprehension is definitely alt-right culture

daggers-drawn

Not just anti-commercialism, the Matrix is deeply embedded in anarchist ideas!

aunymoons

The fight club thing has given me life for ages.

lierdumoa

This isn’t a new thing. Golding’s Lord of the Flies was written as an indictment of the moral delinquency of the affluent – specifically affluent white boys who attend exclusive, expensive all-male, all-white boarding schools.

But it’s taught in high school lit classes as a “universal” lesson about the darkness and savagery in “everyone.”

White supremacists have a gift for interpreting criticism as a compliment. White supremacism is so deeply embedded in US culture and US institutions that every artistic/literary/cinematic/etc. criticism or indictment of white culture gets re-interpreted in this manner.

thebeverlymarsh

🎃ITS🎃HALLOWEEN🎃

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

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alxbngala

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

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Hospital T-Rex

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Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

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Lol when my appendix burst, I had initially refused to go to the ER because it was a Saturday night (which are always busy helltimes for ERs of course) - and when I arrived I was told there were eight people ahead of me. I agreed and just asked for something to drink and something for the nausea. They took my vital signs, looked at each other, and then whisked me back immediately to a room and within five minutes the ER attending physician came in (as opposed to a resident physician).

“Hahaha, holy shit, am I dying?” I asked him - because HOSPITAL T-REX IS CORRECT