[zelldas]

uhhhh dear jolkien rolkien r tolkien, this is the gayest thing i’ve ever read, in my life,

[trans]

[45percenterthen]

nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!

[45percenterthen]

embankment tube station voiceover story ❤️

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[lillivati]

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

[anxietyproblem]

[huffylemon]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[rhube]

Data is the supportive friend everyone needs.

[akiragatr]

“I’m gonna text my ex.” Data:

[futureevilscientist]

Thinking about how the Russian word for “comrade” isn’t actually nearly as stilted and formal-sounding in the language itself and would be more accurately translated as companion/fellow/pal/partner (the whole point of it is that it’s a gender-neutral informal form of address that makes no distinction by gender or social class or profession), and how much that simple mistranslation turned viral has done to shape the perception of people living in Soviet times as these fanatical overly stilted communist caricatures

anyway, language and propaganda and all that

[futureevilscientist]

americans think it means soldier when it actually means friend 

Whoop. There it is in one line.

[mymycorrhizae]

Burn Butcher Burn is a breakup song Jaskier wrote about Geralt

[kronkk]

I like to drunk butterfly pea flower tea because I think it’s very pretty, I don’t care about the supposed health benefits because damn it, look at it

BUT

Today I found out its scientific name

[back-to-the-toaster-deactivated]

Here’s what the flower looks like

[kronkk]

That’s pussy, babe!

[goodreadss]

The best way to get along with people is not to expect them to be like you.

Joyce Meyer (via goodreadss)

preach

(via charlie)

[onlytwitterpics]

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[ouiouiweapon]

Sponsored by UPS

[svvashbuckler]

[mmarkle]

*flicking the lights on and off* WELCOME TO HELL! WELCOME TO HELL! WELCOME TO HELL!

[tomaytotomaynoto]

Celebrity reactions to the 2016 election.