[bobbymoynihans]

[babyanimalgifs]

[railroadsoftware]

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

[cookingstimsarchive]

By Foodydiy on Instagram

[dizzydevious]

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

[babyanimalgifs]

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[problemactic]

[henlolizer]

[furrypost-generator]

Local Furry stands menacingly to man on picnic 

[quaadude]

The yiff yiff man

[telltaletypist]

you won’t be laughing when he kills you

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

[53256327859-deactivated20180925]

some kid just said “im samurai jack” and smacked another kid with a pool noodle

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[hohoehoes]

the floor is a shelf for everything

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

[blindbirdnerd]

then we sleep

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[stability]

[pastadogs]

when the teacher says find a partner and everyone finds a partner but you