May 24, 2016
How to be a crazy cat lady
Step 1: Get a cat. Step 2: Get another cat. Step 3: Repeat first two steps until you have 20 - 30 cats Step 4: Whenever you have to leave the house, take at least four cats with you (they should alternate) Step 5: Talk to you cats. A lot. Tell them your secrets and everything. Step 6: Take a photo of each cat everyday and post it on social media Step 7: Repeat step 6 about 3 or 4 times Step 8: Sing songs about cats and watch movies about cats Step 9: Whenever you get the chance to talk to strangers, tell them about your cats. Don’t let them change the subject - only cats matter Step 10: Enjoy