Andulka
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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hello vonnie
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$LAYYYTER
Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
KICK
it's midnight on the 1st of june aest
Happy Easter to those who celebrate. I have made yet another bread Jesus and filled him with grape jam for maximum blasphemy.
Item: The Friendship Bracelet Rarity: ⏶ Common
Which game character felt like a genuine childhood friend?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Oooh. I think as video game characters go, I felt a connection to Pikachu as a kid that was similar to Ash and Pikachu in the show.
w h i m s y
I am here for Thaisa x Julian enemies to lovers. I am here for Thaisa x Vaelus badass bitch for badass bitch. I am here for for the "Gee Occtis, how come the Shapers let you have 4 parental figures" polycule.
another look at some of the upcoming pillow covers! this time, its the magnolia and salamander designs ✨
• cotton/linen pillow covers are printed on both sides. 26x26" with zipper closure. these will be in the range of $25!
• embroidered pillow covers are cotton velvet on one side and printed cotton on the other. theyll also be 26x26" with a zipper closure, in the range of $60.
im also currently sampling duvet covers with pillow shams to match, and curtains if anyone wants to start visualizing a matching room set up haha!
the following designs will be available at launch for both styles: cordiform, emerald dream, magnolia, salamander, witchs garden, and cicada. the release will mostly likely be around feb/march 💖
Oh I am so excited for this! And even better that the Witch's Garden pattern (my favorite) is going to be part of it! I can't wait for the duvets and curtains too so that I can make it the motif of my home!
I know that it's technically more of an Easter thing, but I wanted to try my hand at making a bread Jesus. Seems festive enough for the season. Inspired by @gallusrostromegalus
Turned out looking like a jacked baby, but not bad for my first try at bread
✨ The collection of my Mari Lwyd art through the years ✨ — First art is called: “Dude… give me the bottle” (or when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse) Second art is a meme reference x) Third art is featuring Mari on her day off (hence no rhyming, but she wouldn’t say no to a treat) Plus other stuff, silly sketches and artworks, like Mari Lwyd in modern times being disappointed that nobody wants to rhyme with her anymore, so she has to buy everything herself (featuring a distant relative of the guy from the first piece, plus a Waterboy mashup). —
P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs in some of the arts
Mandatory winter reblog of my Mari Lwyd post, now updated with new artwork 💅 December is my birthday month (in the end of it), so I’m very happy to have such a wonderful cryptid on my side
warning everyone I know about the inaccurate depiction of wolf behaviour in frankenstein
I did like when the 7 foot tall creature started throwing the little guy around and saying "you only listen when I hurt you" and "you may be my creator but from this day forward, I will be your master." kinda cool, kinda interesting, could've done that for 20 more minutes instead of the cgi wolf tornado
For my own sanity of that scene, I headcanon that the wolves are actually a pack of werewolves that swore vengeance on the family cause the old man killed one of their packmates in his youth.
it's ...! angelocaris!
[hands you some stacks of sleepy dinosaurs]
gotta love somewhat accurate dinosaur size charts
and you know what they’re all snuggleable. i would absolutely spoon a utahraptor (bottom) and velociraptor (top) is actually the perfect size to jump into my lap and lay down and let me pet it
VERY important research happening here today, folks. 🦖🦕
WAS YOUR FAVOURITE DINOSAUR A HERBIVORE OR A CARNIVORE?
HERBIVORE
CARNIVORE
OTHER, e.g., EGG EATER, OMNIVORE, ETC.
BONUS: Tell me your favourite dinosaur in the tags. ( b ._.)b
chimkens feat chungy and nora
and miss cassie :)
After months without animating, I present to you my new masterpiece: wiggly bouncing babies. This was created during last night's livestream with my Patrons and it was way too much fun xD
Drawn in Procreate and animated with Spine 2D.
Snippet of the livestream (public view)! Sometimes, you gotta find joy in the little things.
A friend of mine has been reading The Locked Tomb trilogy aka descended into Lesbian Necromancer Hell . He's having a great time, and been sending me reports from the pits.
Now I know that in the context of the story "DEATH TO VULTURES AND SCAVENGERS FIRST" is very poetic and badass, but taken with the context that this is the motto of the bone-manipulating guys, the motto sounds slightly less badass and more like they've been having an ongoing problem with Lammergeiers.
Thing is,
A Lammergeier is like, the single most badass familiar an osteomancer could have. Fuck off huge raptorial bird that is either black and white or black and blood red so either way it goes with your goth-ass aesthetic and is extremely easy to train to bring you fun and interesting new bones? Why does the ninth house NOT have these?
Oh right. Jod.
Anyway, this combined with a previous idea I had about Truly Awful Bird/Mammal combinations for The Worst Gryphon Ever, and you know what? Some fuckass idiot in that universe WOULD make a Lammergeier/Spotted Hyena Gryphon. Now that's a creature made to fuck over necromancers six ways from Sunday.
Eats flesh AND bones.
Constantly scream-laughing.
Terrifyingly intelligent.
-And then whatever idiot created this abomination made it big enough to ride and drool corrosive venom because everyone in that universe automatically doubles down on any bad idea they have.
Harrow is sobbing at it's mere existence.
Gideon is trying to cradle it in her arms. This is their daughter now.
"Daddy harrowhark put a bone in mommy griddlecakes and she made Princess Bonefucker Ultraviolence 9000 and birthed her with her own womb-" Gideon is saying aloud in the most babytalk voice possible to the gryphon, who is rolled over on its back and entirely agreeable with being smothered with affection, because if the Gryphon has a sole redeeming feature it's that it possesses the zen like chill that comes from the bone-deep knowledge that it is at the absolute apex of the local food chain.
It's also wearing Gideon's sunglasses.
They do not fit.
Gideon may spoil Princesss Bonefucker Ultraviolence 9000 but that animal is OBSESSED with Harrow. It's a real Daddy's Girl kind of creature, and it will attempt to eat the face of anyone that so much as looks at Harrow without her permission. Harrow isn't sure about this thing until it takes an actual shilouette-altering sized CHUNK out of Ortus' ass, and then she becomes very fond of Daddy's Special Little Apex Predator. She deigns to give it one (1) headpat, and is treated to Princess Bonefucker's "Happiness Noise", which sounds like someone threw a handful of gravel into a running garbage disposal.
"Why..?" Harrow asks, feeling the remaining edges of her sanity start to melt.
"Why not?" Asks Gideon, accurately reporting the entire thought process that went into the creation of this horror.
I am drawing Princess Bonefucker as we speak but some notes:
- Gideon and Harrow found her in a heavily sealed container with multiple warnings like "this is not a thing of honor" and "what is inside is repulsive" which naturally meant they HAD to see what was inside.
"THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SOME LAME-ASS PLUTONIUM!" Reports Gideon.
- I have two reference pages for her:
One is Natural Animals: Lammergeier, Spotted Hyena, Giraffe (another noted bone-eater), Mandril (horrible, knuckle walking solves the talon issue).
The other is what I'm calling "Dr. Assholes Awful Sauce" which is the aesthetic contributions of the fuckass idiot necromancer who made this thing added on for funsies: the gryphon from 'Quest for Camelot', the bear from 'Annihilation', Mandril again, and a bunch of the guys from Centaurland, but esp The Nowhere King. For gulp reasons. :)
- Princess Bonefucker wants to eat Ianthe's arm so so So SO bad. It's shiny. It's bones. She's been expressly forbidden from eating it. She CRAVES it.
- ambiently telepathic, but lacking the human intelligence to understand words or the greater context of what she's hearing. Does possess a terrifying *inhuman* intelligence that lets her use what she hears in other, worse ways.
HERE SHE IS, MISS BEAUTIFUL!!
Headshot (body coming soon) of Miss Princess Bonefucker Ultraviolence 9000, one after a good bath and one after a proper "Bloodbath"/roll around in some iron oxide, the IRL Lammergeier's preferred method of ornamentation.
And now you can see the full shape of Princess Bonefucker! She's about seven feet tall at the shoulder :)
