i was supposed to finish this comic for valentines day (i literally had planned it since december last year) but i just hate drawing comics and i hate drawing in general
anyways medic opens the box heavy gave him, and inside is a poem in russian and a russian dictionary and medic has to decipher the message, he stays up all night translating it, and the morning after, he shows it to heavy, and they talk about it and yeah whatever
then medic gives heavy a box, but the (new) poem and dictionary are in german and yeah they just start writing letters for eachother to decipher
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-Mercs ordered by how early they wake up and start the day:
1.Medic and Engi (pulling all-nighters) (0:00AM- 5:AM)
2. Spy (6:00AM)
3. Heavy and Sniper (around 6:30AM)
4. Scout, Soldier and Pyro (7:00 AM)
5.Demoman (around 7:30 AM, but varies a lot)
-Bedrooms:
Bedrooms are divided by class (so 3 bedrooms with 3 mercs each)
HEAVY:
Heavy almost always sleeps in his assigned bedroom, and has a normal bedtime, but sometimes he goes to sleep really late (3-4AM), and some few nights, he sleeps somewhere else.. with a certain someone in a small room inside the infimary 👀
In the morning, he likes to drink coffee/tea, and generally stays very quiet, specially when he wakes up early.
SCOUT:
Scout also usually sleeps in his bed, although sometimes he sleeps in Sniper's van when they are hanging out and it gets late.
He likes being around him, so when he cant fall asleep and is bored (1-2AM), he goes to Sniper's van in hopes of being able to hang out with him, but as expected, Sniper is usually asleep, or the van's window is closed.
Scout is usually the first person to talk in the morning, trying to spark a conversation with his fellow teammates who are usually not in the mood to talk this early in the morning. It is one of the main reasons why Medic and Spy leave the main area of the base around this time (to the infimary/smoking room respectively).
SOLDIER:
Soldier goes to sleep and wakes up at the same hour and minute (almost) every. single. day. He has an extremely loud alarm clock, wakes up, bolts upright doing a goofy ahh 90° angle and screams 'MORNING!!!'. Scout and Pyro have no choice but to wake up aswell.
Apart from that, he is surprisingly quiet during the rest of the morning (letting his vocal chords rest before battle)
ENGINEER:
Engi sometimes sleeps, usually falling asleep while he works late at night, so he barely goes to his assigned bedroom.
When he wakes up, anytime between 4-5AM, he makes himself some coffee, and, guess what, goes back to work. Sometimes he finds Medic doing the same, and usually just smiles at him (ball recognize ball).
SNIPER:
Van's bed/assigned bed rotation, 50/50, idk how to explain it but its very even.
His morning consists of smoking, filling up gas if necesary, and listening to the radio in his van. Very chill morning 10/10 recommended.
Since he has his own vehicle, he usually buys what providers dont. All the cookies (mostly for Pyro) and newspapers around the base come straight from his pocket.
SPY:
Spy sleeps somewhere unknown, probably some secret room inside his smoking room, but who knows, cause its almost always locked.
He sometimes wanders around the base at night, usually just to go outside and smoke. (he might be joined by Sniper depending on the day and time)
In the morning, he has some coffee and reads whatever newspaper Sniper brought for the week. He leaves the moment Scout or anyone else starts to be loud and annoying.
MEDIC:
Medic almost never sleeps in his assigned bedroom. He has a small room inside the infimary with the biggest bed for patients he could find (not that big lowkey but enough for 2 people). He sometimes sleeps there but usually pulls all-nighters.
If Medic properly sleeps, he will usually have some morning coffee with Spy (absolute silence btw) and then wait for Heavy to wake up and join him. If not then he will just stay in the infimary until battle
(Yes, he feeds and pets Archimedes every day, I shouldnt need to mention this, he is an insane but caring father)
DEMOMAN:
Demo is always drunk so his schechule is not as strict or repetitive as some others, but he is one of the only mercs who always sleeps in his assigned bed.
He has a morning beer (very spanish of you, demo) but sometimes a cup of coffee/tea if he is offered some.
He also tries to spark conversations with the others but unlike Scout, he is actually super fucking cool, and gets a rare "good morning." out of Medic and Spy.
PYRO:
Pyro sleeps with their whole fit on, so their morning routine consists of observing other's morning routines, and sometimes eating cookies, although they do it in private. Very cute behaviour i love them sm.
Might add/change some stuff in the future so let me know anything :3
i think Kyubey is Yuri's favourite character, and actually the reason why she got interested in PMMM! (long post!!)
The regular "magical girls who are cute and happy and do cute and happy things" premise of mahou shoujo mangas that she espected are not really good quality in her opinion, but, when the story became one of darker tones and manipulation, that peaked her interest.
I think she finds the never ending cicle of a magical girl who kills witches who then becomes a witch and is killed by a magical girl the most interesting out of all the story, as well as Sayaka's and Homura's tragedy.
She is also probably a little concerned about Natsuki's interest for Kyubey being based exclusively on how cute he is, not really paying attention to the character itself. I think Yuri would be frustrated with how Natsuki doesnt take the story as seriously as her, because, finally, they have a book in common, but still, she cant get a philosophical conversation with Natsuki through it.
Spy fanfic but hes kinda trying to be a good dad 27 years fucking late
summary: spy kinda takes care of scout and tucks him in bed
contains: being a failed dad denial if thats a thing
word count: 440 (short read i think)
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After a long day of missions and dangerous tasks, Scout had fallen asleep dangerously close to the battlefront, maybe fell unconscious, who knows, but the RED team had to leave now, and he was definitely not going to carry himself back to the base, so someone had to do it for him.
Heavy was driving, Medic was done with everyone for the day, Engi was too occupied, Sniper too, and Demo, Soldier and Pyro cannot be trusted with a human life under no circumstance, so that narrowed it down to just Spy.
After going back to the base, Spy carried the sleeping bostonian on his shoulder, like he often does with corpses, except this time he was carrying his teammate, carefully, to not disrupt his sleep, back to his private quarters. The door was locked, no problem for Spy, with a simple hair clip on his pocket he opened the door with no need of searching for the key in Scout's extremely messy and over-packed bag.
Scout groaned when Spy carelessly dropped him to his bed, almost like he was waking up, but it turned out to just be an unconscious reaction.
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That was the plan. Picking him up, going back to the base, and dropping him like a sack of potatoes on a couch or bed or something. But as he was closing the door, something told him to go back, he just felt the need to.
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He took the bag off Scout's back gently, to not wake him up like he might have almost done before; removed his headphones and hat, placing them on the small nightstand next to them, and removed his shoes, which was easier than he thought, as he is not really used to the convenience of sneakers.
The Scout's groans as he was moved around were kind of adorable to Spy, like a kid who doesn't want to get up for school, but has to anyways.
After taking off all of his accessories, Spy tucked Scout in bed like a baby. He naturally curled up, searching for warmth; looks like he was comfortable now that he was not passing out of exhaustion in the middle of a battlefield.
Spy didn't give him a goodnight kiss on the forehead or anything, too personal for a kid he never raised (although he should have); He just watched him peacefully sleep for some seconds, with a slight smile, now satisfied knowing his son teammate was going to sleep much more comfortably than before.
He felt proud like a father man just doing a good deed to feel better about abandoning his own child for no reason in particular.
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oh yeah also forgot TW: im bad with words, and this aint my first language but thats a shit excuse for "im just bad at writing"
Los presidentes tiñen sus corbatas de rojo, y me pregunto yo, de donde viene toda esta sangre?
pero eso da igual, porque mira que bien les queda
todo por la patria, aunque la gente muera
en frente de su querida población,
cuando será que el rojo se vuelva marrón,
y empieze a oler a podrido?
pero eso da igual, porque la sangre no es tuya, y el presidente es tu amigo
todos las banderas tienen un poco de rojo,
y si es por el país , todo genocidio tiene sentido
Red ties / Bloody Ties
Presidents dye their ties red, and I wonder,
where does all the blood come from?
But that doesn't matter, because look how good they look,
Everything for the homeland, even if many die.
in front of his beloved population.
when will the red turn brown,
and start to smell rotten?
But that doesn't matter, because the blood isn't yours, and the president is your friend.
All flags have a little red on them,
and if it's for the country, all genocide is justified.
