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herpsandbirds

#PASS THE DETRITUS

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just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

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marlowe-art

moments from summer camp weekend

#art inspo #if only I could do any art piece in less than 37 hours

bunnydracula

3000s

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

3000s

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one

herpsandbirds

some glorious gannets i saw on wednesday off the coast of the north york moors, england. on the right sitting atop their ginormous babies.

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owlmylove

i may not know a lot abt life but i know it’s how keith haring said “touching people’s lives in a positive way is as close as I can get to an idea of religion” and how kurt vonnegut said “and I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exlaim or murmur or think at some point, if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is,” and olga jacoby said “to leave a good example to those I love [is] my only understanding of immortality” and smiley poswolsky said “I think we found the answer to the universe which was, quite simply: spend more time with your friends”