I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
macklin celebrini has autism
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@samosvanka
I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
we are mutual a for one thousand years
And hereās to a thousand years more
yay
having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer
op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
People who donāt cook their cereal donāt realize what theyāre missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows
op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass
i was amused by this post and wanted to see what other ppl thought abt it and i have never been so bewildered to see that the first two replies are from 16 year old me
Little comic I submitted to my schoolās publication last semester.
cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple
sitting my white ass down and listening
got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
this one's a big hit with the ghosts
they could never make me trust cops
Reblogged this before reading the notes, so now I'm editing my reblog to note that this story is 7 years old, the nurse sued and won, the cop got fired, laws and policies got changed to further protect patients and healthcare workers
starting a collection
starting a collection
My mother is like āI will STAKD by my child no matter whatā except itās been a year since I came out and she sends me random womanās clothes and the moment I decide to complain Iām the problem and sheās done nothing wrong
I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."
bitch on fries? that lil white thang?
The very same.
I hate Crocs.
This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title āI hate Crocs.ā OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we donāt know anything else about them. OPās URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a ā-blogā suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.