sampatrick summer

[fishandshesmygills]

my dad is a gay sam truther. we just watched the curious case of dean winchester (5x07) with the poker witch guy patrick and at the end he said “i wanted to see sam’s date with the witch”

[fishandshesmygills]

gonna start sampatrick truthing

[aliusfrater]

also patrick 5.07 probably had sam's hands witchly and telekinetically bound above his head while he fucked sam. he could also jerk sam off without even using his hands...

[zombiegirldean]

To me Sam is like. On his phone at a party knee-deep in a reddit thread about selkies. Memorizing facts off wikipedia. Having his gay little psychic visions. Eating quinoa and chewing very slowly. Oh what a quiet polite relatively well adjusted young man! Good kid in a bad situation <3 Meanwhile his internal monologue: "no one can know I'm secretly a twisted fucking cycle path ahhhh blood rage blood evil sex death ritual". That kid. Got straight As all through high school. While living in a car with two guys who think it's gay to know math. Do you know how fucking crazy you have to be to keep your GPA up in that situation . All so he could be normal and not live in a car. And guess what. He did anyway.

[sacred-portal]

[assigned-boyking-at-birth]

They were silenced (Sam and the gay bartenders he definitely fucked)

[lukearnold]

[destielgaysex]

this is how sam girls view the world i think

[sampatricktruther]

*spraying them with water like a misbehaving cat*

[katsidhe]

Actual real thing my aunt said during a brief conversation about SPN: “am I led to believe that we were meant to assume that Sam is homosexual?”

[frasiest]

🍓<333

HELLO blog behind the blog sampatricktruther my favorite blog sampatricktruther. had a Great time watching eps w you esp bobbyrufus s11 ep my beloved. you r a pleasure to see on the dash and I haven’t stopped thinking abt ur sam going vegetarian post for the past 2 days.

[everylamp]

[billiewena]

I don't really care enough about Dean to join whatever discourse is happening about his boyfriends, come get me when y'all finally start talking about sambrady or sampaul

[billiewena]

sampatrick, stam, sammax and sammick enjoyers ALSO welcome

[exbloodfreak]

Sam stans against destielification (SAD)

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

as a sampaul truther i have to respect the sampatrick grind

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

@seffersonjtarship how could you forget!! look at him gazing into sam’s eyes with love & infection

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

fantastic post abt trees but i gotta be honest all i can think of now is sam saying the tom wambsgams i got a dick the size of a red sequoia and i fuck like a bullet train line :/

[sampatricktruther]

patrick would say prove it

[fishandshesmygills]

me when i get you with my egg

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]