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LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

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Some days my hope for humanity is restored in the most unusual ways…

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Me too

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This map actually looks like it follows some sort of plate tectonics what the hell

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7 depression tips and why they work, from someone who’s been hardcore depressed for two years

hi so im recovering from a really mean depression and there are some things i learned and that i would like to tell you.

1. you need to reappropriate your space and time. depression is lying to you and generally shrinks your living space (aka: you spend your time in bed/behind your computer/in your room…). visit and do something (even if its just scrolling down social media) in each room you have access to. expand your perception and space, you’ll breathe more easily.

2. plan depression outfits. a depression outfit is a comfy one you still can go out in. to me, it’s old ripped jeans and a turtleneck, my old work uniforms, sweaters. dressing up is one of the most important parts of managing depression. first of all, you’ll feel less like pathetic with proper clothes on (nothing worse than staying in your pj all day). secondly, and it’s a crucial point: it allows you to get out to run some errands. imagine you have to go grocery shopping or to the post office. if you’re in your unwashed pajamas you’ve been wearing for three days or more (been there done that) what you have to do is to undress, shower (if you can), and put on real, clean clothes. which is three things. depression messes wih one’s ability to start things, so it’s very likely you’ll drop your errands and just stay at home feeling like shit. but if you’re already wearing clothes, you just have to put on a coat and get out of the house. which is, trust me, 10 times easier than doing the whole dressing up thing.

3. it’s okay if you stay the whole day in bed but force yourself to get up in the morning (anytime before noon) and drink a glass of water/juice. again, depression messes up with your ability to start doing things, but if you concentrate your will to just get up and drink something before going back to bed, i promise you’ll feel less shitty and might actually end up getting up for good since you’ve been through the trouble of getting up. You’ll feel better (and also you need water!)

4. do one (1) physical, material thing that will improve your life conditions per day. aka: washing a single glass, scrubbing the mirror, etc. you’ll feel proud of yourself, and the tidiest your environment, the less shitty your brain will be. plus, again: if you manage to wash a single dish, maybe you’ll find yourself cleaning the whole kitchen without noticing. and thats a good thing. no pressure: just do one single thing. and don’t beat yourself up if you can’t, of course, but try, it’s gonna be better that way.

5. open the window (especially at night, i personally find it very soothing) and just… breathe fresh air, looking at the horizon or closing your eyes, and breathe in and out slowly. it’s great to take fresh air. bonus if you have anxiety/ptsd, honestly. opening the windows is one of the easiest ways i know to stop a panic attack.

6. brush your teeth everyday, even if it’s the only thing you manage to do. i know every depression guide recommends it, but it’s really important. not showering for a few days is okay, you’re not gonna get sick that way. but dental hygiene is capital. not to mention you’ll feel less rotting in the inside if you’re less rotting in the outside. you can use your phone to schedule your teeth brushing of the day! really helps.

7. think about your hobbies and force yourself to do something related to an old hobby of yours. i know it’s no fun. i know you can’t feel anything, so why bother? but really, do bother. do it and eventually as you recover it will be fun again. you haven’t lost your passion, your goals, your motivation. it’s still there, but depression is like a blanket that covers it all. forcing yourself to still act on your hobbies (especially if those are not screen-related: books, gardening, etc.) will help digging through the depression layers to expose your will to live again. trust me on this one. i really thought i was just an apathetic mess, but actually depression was just mean. i believe in you!

and finally: hold tight and it’s gonna be okay! recovery is possible, and it’s gonna arrive sooner than you expect. energy and motivation are good things and they’re still around here waiting for you!

feel free to add your own! you’re all gonna make it i promise.

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The advice about dental care is really important. I’ve recovered from my depression, but I still have trouble remembering to brush my teeth because I got out of the habit while I was depressed.

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THE EMPEROR’S FACE WHEN HE TRIES TO CATCH SUNNY IS TO DIE FOR!!! LIKE, LOOK AT THIS!!! HOW IS THIS NOT THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER?!?!

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Reblog Money Cat for wealth and good fortune in 2019

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⭐️✨January 2019 Emoji Spell✨⭐️

May you have an extraordinary month. May the transition through December to January brings you into unexpected blessings, miracles, and wishes. 2019 is going to start off wonderful. It’s already done!

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What are you favorite korean drama OST songs??

auditory hallucination – jang jaein feat. nashow (kill me, heal me)

sleepless night – crush feat. punch (it’s okay, it’s love)

stay with me – chanyeol & punch (goblin)

touch love – yoon mirae (the masters sun)

will be back – sunhae im (moon lovers)

fox rain – lee sunhee (my girlfriend is a nine talied fox)

winter is coming – han sooji (goblin)

again & again – zoyoh (love rain)

that woman – baek jiyoung (secret garden)

only you – kim taewoo (my lovely girl)

stranger – bobby kim (doctor stranger)

once again – mad clown & kim nayoung (descendants of the sun)

ra.d – something flutters (dating agency cyrano)

what should I do? – jisun (boys over flowers)

can’t let go of you – seo youngeun (49 days)

you don’t know me – brothersu & soyou (she was pretty)

stand by me – shinee (boys over flowers)

that one person, you – jessica (dating agency cyrano)

it’s alright this is love – davichi (it’s okay, it’s love)

you & I – kim jong wan (weightlifting fairy kim bokjoo)

crazy of you – hyorin (the masters sun)

glass – hwayobi (miss ripley)

age of youth – kim minhong feat. deu rein (age of youth 2)

fight the bad feeling – tmax (boys over flowers)

Isn’t she lovely? – park boram (shy boss)

can’t go – ben (because this is my first life)

is crying – baek zyoung (good doctor)

darling u – kim taewoo & ben (oh my venus)

all with you – taeyeon (moon lovers)

how to say – o.when (suspicious partner)

back in time – lyn (the moon embracing the sun)

tears are falling – wax (I miss you)

missing you like crazy – taeyeon (the king 2 hearts)

echo – every single day (I can hear your voice)

maybe I – roy kim (another miss oh)

hey u – venny (big)

steps – taemin (prime minister and I)

you’ve fallen for me – cnblue (heartstrings)

goodbye day – ulala session (bridal mask)

my destiny – lyn (you who came from the stars)

when night falls – eddy kim (while you were sleeping)

best luck – chen (it’s okay, it’s love)

wake up – sung joon (shut up flower boy band)

you are my world – yoon mirae (the legend of the blue sea)

for you – btob (cinderella and the four knights)

kasio by taru (my princess)

jaywalking – sung joon (shut up flower boy band)

my heart is touched – seeya (personal taste)

I love you – akmu (all about my romance)

heart – iu (the producers)

lucky day – every single day (pasta)

beautiful – baekhyun (exo next door)

love recipe – gummy (finding mr. destiny)

because I only see you – kim nayoung (what’s wrong with secretary kim?)

why did you come now - jungyup (I can hear your voice)

always – yoon mirae (descendants of the sun)

day & night – gummy (the masters sun)

I will go to you like the first snow – ailee (goblin)

you’re cute – jung ah (pasta)

after a long time – baek jiyoung (rooftop prince)

instrumental theme song (healer)

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during the shout in the silence game

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Jongin doesn’t have the courage to say “breast” on air 😂 - I’ll Show You EXO ep. 2 (181229)

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he just wanted to eat something 😢

→ 181229, EXO ARCADE EP02.

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Hang in there.

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Animal snaps

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Yes, here it is! As you can see this is my sixth Giveaway already and since TEMPO by EXO just got released, I think there is no better time to do it! With this Giveaway I want to take the chance to make one person happy. Of course, there won’t be EXO’s new album only. I have added some more goodies… Besides that I want to thank you all for sticking with me :))

Also a huge thank you goes to @sefuns, who made that super nice GIF as banner!

The Giveaway will end on Sunday, December 29th, 2:00PM, GERMAN TIME!

⟶ This is what you can win ;; [If you want to see a photo of the goods just click on the titles and they will pop up :3]

DON’T MESS UP MY TEMPO Albums [Andante, Allegro AND Moderato, original sealed + 1 random folded Poster + Photocards]

❗️ LOVE SHOT Repackage Album [Love Version - preordered, once the Album arrives I will update the link with a photo :3]

The ElyXion in Seoul DVD [+ Poster + Postcards + Photocard, original sealed]

WKorea, November 2019 Issue [with Jongin’s Photoshoot in Paris]

UNIVERSE Photo-set [all members, original sealed] + Notebook-Set [Jongin only + Postcard + Photocard]

The ElyXion .dot Postcard-Set [Jongin only]

The ElyXion .dot Sticker-Set [Jongin only + Photocard]

⟶ Rules ;;

There will be one (!!) winner.

There might will be some changes to the Giveaway over the time - Just like adding some stuff. So please check out the original post from time to time :))

You can reblog this post how often you want, but don’t spam your followers!

You should be EXO and/ or Jongin-biased (I don’t want you to make any profit out of those things when the giveaway is over). If you’re reblogging this post to your sideblog, that has nothing to do with Jongin/ EXO, please state your main-blog-URL in the tags.

I will ship worldwide.

If you’re under 18 please ask your parents for permission to participate in this giveaway and to later give me your address.

The winner will be choosen with a random number generator.

I won’t publish the winner. I will write you a message. It’s up to you if you want to make a post about winning the Giveaway once it’s over.

I will give you 48 hours to reply once the giveaway is over. Otherwise I will pick another winner.

The giveaway will end on Sunday, December 29th, 2:00 PM, GERMAN TIME! I wish you all the best luck!