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my friend darby is a young witch in need of some extra income and practice with tarot readings. she is currently offering past, present, and future readings for just $1! (yep, only $1!)

for further information, you can contact her at: @cauldron-kids

it would be a great opportunity for her and she currently needs to get the word out there, so even re-blogging this post would be a huge help.

thank you! ✨👀

the-devil-beside-you

So...

I will be changing my main blogs theme a little bit. I'm going to be centering it around mainly horror movies/gore. I will still have a side blog of the same name that will have generally the same content. So if you see my picture and user name change, that's why. Have a good day, everyone :)

jessicamaccormackrmack

ruinedchildhood

popularly-blog

Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”

babysbreathflower

This is so cute

hiccuphaddck-deactivated2015082

this should be a young adult romance novel right now

peachtiger

Had a sudden urge to draw this.

shwormed

Omg i need more

zonefighterj

oh my god

thatll-do

Finally a story where Medusa doesn’t get screwed over

star-spangled-jackass

smol snake is kissing him :3

tetraghost

i wish birds brought ME presents

baelgrave

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

kedreeva

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

baelgrave

I could not have asked for more

enchanted-dystopia

I wish someone loved me like a crow.

rinasaurusrex

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

mx-inactive-deactivated20211028

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

rinasaurusrex

oh.

giraffepoliceforce

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

wasmnowf-deactivated20180327

That is not a fun fact

dat-soldier

Aesthetic: Halloween shops that suddenly appear in derelict empty shops

sexcretos

sh4nked-deactivated20200116

I can’t handle this

tinysinner

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

loverboy-havocboy

There are 5 likes someone pray for us

p0kemina

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

“Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.