♡ Sammi ♡

I mostly use Tumblr just to pass the time now. Instagram: samgrahammm Twitter: @_SamVsTheWorld

[snaggletoothsmith]

[emilyisobsessed]

Who has the better relationship with Bo?

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[insectdiscount]

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

[keylimetim-deactivated20181216]

They would be 84 years old; that’s achievable this day and age.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

they would literally be 984 years old i………….

[sridevi]

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

Here it is. The Best Tweet.

[chonce]

white people: *elect a man whose platform was built on hate speech*

white people: um why are people protesting?? why can’t we all be friends? where’s the UNITY?

[softest-archive-deactivated2023]

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

turn the lights on and open a window

eat something healthy and drink ice cold water

find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad

take a long, relaxing bath

do yourself up in full make up and hair

be around people, even if you don’t think it will help

watch something funny on netflix

wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit

immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing

lose yourself in a really good book or movie

[internetgals]

The funniest shit I’ve read today is this tweet where someone said lightening is just God taking screenshots for judgment day

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[brookelyn704-deactivated2024021]

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[duhhvana]

Did he win

[plantigone]

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit

[pan-pizza]

That girls arms are too long

[oprahwingdings]

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

[nasterbate]

definition: make the boys go loco

[bumblebeebats]

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

[nylor]

And when you get something good, please don’t go looking for something better.

relationship advice i wish i knew 6 months ago (via

inapted

)

personal/fashion

(via goldella)

[evie-lee-abadeer-blog]

Is that… is that Thomas Sanders?

[thatsthat24]

THEY WERE DORITOS. I HAD JUST DROPPED ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL COOL RANCH GOODNESS.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via turntfortom)

[samvsthew0rld]

@historibull

[thebestoftumbling]

[jaspertilley]