HELLO!!! I'm Sam (he/they) and this is where I write whatever ideas I got rattling around in my brain (^_^) I haven't posted my writing before so bare with me lol
My art account: @samdrawzzz
Fandoms: Date Everything (for now... if i wanna write for more fandoms I will update this post accordingly!)
I'm a chronic self/ yume shipper and 100% willing to share and feed into each others delusions :3 MAC FANS WHERE ARE YOU I WANNA MAKE MORE FRIENDS
Currently not taking requests as I figure out my writing style, but it's something I am interested in later on! :3 Again, I will update accordingly!
What I plan on writing:
Headcanons
Drabbles
Small fics (If I'm feeling motivated)
Masc/ transmasc reader centered works bc there's not enough of them in my opinion
Female character x reader works because again, there's not enough of them (I love women <3)
‼️While I don't plan on delving into NSFW (yet) I might write/ interact with some suggestive works so minors DNI please‼️
Tags I'll (try to) use:
#samramblezzz = thinking out loud/ screaming into the void about things not related to writing
#samwritezzz = headcanons/ actual works obv
#samzoczzz = oc talk bc I do plan on doing that here!
‼️I DO NOT TOLERATE... (DNI criteria) ‼️
Hate speak/ Bigotry (we are left leaning here)
Homophobia/ Transphobia
Racism
Pr0sh1pping (please get out )
Inc*st/ fauxcest (PLEASE get out)
Non con (LEAVE.)
Not too serious of a problem but if you're a non-sharing self/ yume shipper I don't recommend interacting sorry :( I like sharing and reblogging other people's self ship works so I prefer to interact with other sharing ppl
That's pretty much all!!! Thank you for taking the time to read :3 💖💖💖
whatever you do, do NOT imagine your f/o after coming out of the pool, shower, tub, or beach.
do NOT imagine how their body would look in a swimsuit, so soaked that it’s clinging to their body, or how they would look in nothing but a towel, showing off every curve and dip in their frame.
do NOT imagine their hair absolutely soaking wet and how each strand frames their face so nicely, even the few that dangle in front and drip all the way down to their chin.
do NOT imagine the water droplets trailing down each inch of their exposed skin.
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
might be exposing myself here but idc. can we get more puppy!reader x character headcanons that aren't just repeatedly calling the reader "dumb"? please and thank you
warnings: none unless u count bad writing as one lol
word count: 940
read on ao3
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You waved bye to Mac as you watched them wheel into the airport, their figure soon getting lost in the crowd of people trying to make their own flights. You start the car back up, pulling away from the curb and out of the drop off line. You were already preparing to have to deal with a very angry Roni. He wasn't opposed to you, but if it came down to the two of you, Roni would pick Mac. You didn't blame the little guy, you would do the same. He actually was really sweet to you when Mac was around. But on your own? It was a full on blown war between you two.
You park in the driveway, fumbling with your keys to unlock the front door. You make your way up the stairs, flicking on the light in Mac's office to greet the mouse. You crouch down to his level. "Hey bud, you gonna be nice to me?" The mouse chittered, coming over to the bars to sniff your hand. Your hands worked on unlocking the latch, reaching in to grab the grey rodent. Roni stood up in your hand, eyes boggling slightly. "Aww, you boggling at me, buddy? You being sweet to me? That's a first. Even without your Renny here." You placed him on your shoulder, the mouse sitting politely. You went back down the stairs, grabbing an apple from the fridge. Roni hopped off your shoulder, running around the countertops.
He watched excitingly as you washed and cut the apple, offering him a slice. He quickly accepted it, nibbling at the skin first. Roni crawled back onto your arm, settling on your shoulder as you walked over to the couch. You plopped yourself down, Roni running into your shirt like he liked to do with Mac. "Hey! I am not your Renny! You get out of my shirt!" You tried to grab the mouse, giggling as the small ball of grey fur kept avoiding your clutches. You eventually caught him, laying him back down on you chest. Roni settled down, munching on his apple slice as he watched you. "You're being a pain on purpose, aren't you?" You scratched behind his ear. "You miss them, I know, but they'll be back soon. You'll sleep through most of it. Before you know it, I won't be the one cutting up your apples again." Roni almost seemed to droop, looking at you with sad eyes. "Oh come on, you don't even like me! You're just pretending," you joked, continuing to play with the mouse.
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You were swaying yourself back and forth later in Mac's desk chair, watching Roni run on his wheel. He had mellowed out since the morning and had been really cuddly whenever you had taken him out of his cage. Your phone buzzed from its place on your desk and you nearly fell out of the chair trying to reach it without getting up. You pressed the answer button without even checking the caller ID and held it up to you ear. "Hello?" "Baby? How's it going?" "MAC! Hello! Hi!" You sit up straight, brain fully alert now that your partner was on the phone. "Did you get to your hotel room yet?" "I did, yes. How's Roni? Is he behaving?" You look over to where the mouse had abandoned his wheel in favor of drinking water like he had never know it had existed. "He's fine. Hey, is he supposed to be like chugging the water?" Mac nodded. "He's fine, just a thirsty lil guy. What did you feed him this morning?" "An apple." "And you changed his bedding?" "Yes, yes, I did all that stuff. I promise, he's fine. He was a lil pissy at me this morning but he's fine." Mac hummed and leaned against their palm. "I miss you." A soft blush creeped upon your face. No matter how long you and Mac had been dating, it still felt nice to be reminded that they were still as head over heels for you as the day you first met. "I miss you too. I wish you didn't have to go." "I know, but I promise I'll be back soon. And when I do, I'm never letting you go." You giggle, leaning over Mac's desk. "You're so cheesy." "Cm'on," they teased. "You know you love it." "And what if I said I did?" "Than I'd have more evidence proving that I'm always right."
Mac kept talking with you on the phone until it got late and they eventually had to leave to get ready for bed. With a sigh, you opened Roni's cage and grabbed the mouse, taking him with you back to the living room. You start a movie on the TV, placing Roni on the couch to scurry around while you went to the kitchen to make some popcorn. When you had finally popped all of it, you made sure to set apart a few pieces before putting on butter that way Roni could have a little snack. Roni sniffed the air, eyes starting to boggle when he realized you were making him his favorite snack. "Yeah? You excited lil guy?" Roni climbed onto your stomach once you sat down, already retrieving a piece of popcorn from the tiny bowl you had put his in. Roni soon fell asleep on your chest, ears wiggling slightly in his sleep. You scooped him back up in your palm, walking into Mac's office and gently placing him down in his cage. "Good night, you rodent. I love you," you said with a grin, leaving the room for the mouse to sleep.
