Alrighty Then

vonnie 😊💋it's bitchin'

[anxietyproblem]

[distressedphilosopher-deactivat]

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

[gideongaius]

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#arigato! watashi ga kirau (via @rlyehtaxidermist)

[lostlightsperceptor]

So because of this post, I was trying to translate “thanks! i hate it” to my grandmother. And instead of “paldies! es nīst” i went “paldies! man nīst”. Which translates to “thanks! i hate myself”.

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[silverhawk]

honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons 

like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

[marisatomay]

[cloudsongs]

[trashythingsgohere]

Nyquil Chicken

[omegaverse]

Nyquil Chicken

[zackisontumblr]

Nyquil Chicken

[with-practice]

[misterrell-deactivated20181124]

Wait…..isn’t she going the wrong way?

[misterrell-deactivated20181124]

Nope……she isn’t

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[genesisthehealer]

Speaking this into existence.

[itsvee2]

Speak to your future, watch it speak back.

[kimreesesdaughter]

THAT PART!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[calypsosees]

Gonna post this on my bathroom mirror as an affirmation

[cunningcelt]

[hustleinatrap]

[kingrauru]

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

[kingrauru]

[ithelpstodream]

[rorytelling]

The people who get offended by this are unreal to me. It has zero effect on you whether you lable the iPad “from Santa” or the mittens “from Santa.” But it does affect your neighbor who barely afford mittens.

People almost foam at the mouth when this conversation comes up. “How dare you tell me what to do. I’ll do Christmas how I want.”

As if Christmas isn’t literally about giving and the less fortunate. Y'all get coal this year.

[p1anetpopstar]

america’s funniest home videos episodes are just professional vine compilations

[lonelymentality]

how could you do this

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[slaughteringbunnies]

how are ya feeling?

[just-shower-thoughts]

When an earthquake happens coffins become underground maracas.

[allsnotwellinthegalaxy-deactiva]

thanks for that not at all terrifying image 

[weirdnessisgood]

[keyblack-hl]

it’s ihop

[selkath]

International house of pools 

[the-losers-clubs]

It (1990):

Pennywise: boo!

Kids: ahhhhhhhh

It (2017):

Pennywise: boo!

Kids: fuck you, fuck this, fuck everything

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[remanedur]

you were probably joking but i think you may be entirely right