Who's -not quite- That Pokemon?

Hello. This blog belongs to Miles. Because of that, this blog will contain things that he likes, text posts, tv shows(Game of Thrones, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, etc), movies(Marvel, Harry Potter, etc), and book stuff

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engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

[champagnepadre]

me: *sees anything* me: me

[zinogre]

gangnam style came on the radio again

[kawaiisquad]

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[wadey-wilson]

spider-sense facts + comic sources

[harrypotterdailly]

[universi-tea]

why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop

[sandandglass]

[lilobears]

[safitheartist]

For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

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Valkyrie, after finding out what Earth call their women homosexuals: Thor, did I ever tell you that I’m lesbian?

Thor, an Earth lesbian icon who knows exactly what a lesbian is but has been shown that one specific vine by Peter: I thought you were Asgardian

Valkyrie:

Valkyrie: why are you laughing so hard at your own stupidity?

[antique-scarecrow]

this? quality post. 

[orhgasm]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dethalbumll]

gapple fcrumble

[cutenessradar]

Kid - Ohh no my balloon Cat - Don’t worry I got this just give me a moment Cat - Here’s your balloon kid Kid - Thank you kitty, Now follow me

[memesandlaughs]

[cursedcatimages]

[dramaticalcorgi]

user: tittie

tumblr:  STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[darkwavepossum-moved]

>resist arrest

[scamp-on-a-lamp]

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staff is asleep!! post nsfw!!