rarely serious

I don't have a nervous system; I am a nervous system.

[thebeastinsidemewon-deactivated]

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[guerrillatech]

[whisperofthewaves]

this leaves out the most crucial tip you'll ever need:

-site:pinterest.*

excludes the entirety of pinterest's evil domainverse from image search

[soratayuya]

Reblogging for the Pinterest addition

[heroofthreefaces]

I think you mean “reblog for the pinterest subtraction”

[oshun67]

Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.

[snoozy-red-panda]

Here's the article, very well worth the read

[greenishness]

i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved

[dykescooby]

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

[4x01]

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

[4x01]

look at her…

[4x01]

she gets stronger!

[4x01]

the full painting is finally complete!

[teaboot]

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

God, I just want to saute her so bad. I want to caramelize her!

[gibberishquestion]

don’t name your children after fictional characters. if they’re transgender enough they’ll do it themselves

[who-needs-words]

No truer words have been uttered

[saintsebastiensbf]

god is stored in the sunlight from the kitchen window

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[keldeer]

[robothell]

are we really doing this

[gayteensupreme]

cxs peoxle axter addxng xn ‘x’ tx evxry wxrd tx mxke xt inclxsive xf nonbxnary pexple:

[asundergrowth]

The implication that these people think “human” doesn’t include nonbinary people is telling.

[flippertygender]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[transgentleman-luke-deactivated]

Friendly reminder that the words man and woman are not related in English. As in, woman did not take the word man and add ‘wo’ to it.

Man started out as werman in old English, and woman started out as wīfman. The ‘man’ bit in both of these words means person. The ‘wer’ bit in werman gave us words like ‘werewolf’ - literally man-wolf. The ‘wīf’ part eventually became the word ‘wife’. Over time the word man lost the ‘wer’ bit and the word ‘wīfman’ eventually morphed into the word woman.

This is a linguistics speed run, but it’s why those terfy things with the word man crossed out are so ridiculous to me. Like where they go “woman” “human” etc. Because they love to ignore that the word man existing in any context is not a threat to them.

They even did this to cities like Manchester, England, claiming that the word ‘man’ in Manchester referred to men. It actually refers to breasts. The river Irwell in Manchester used to be known to the Celts as ‘Mamm’, meaning breast and probably relating to a river goddess. The Romans got there, asked the locals what they call it, and then added ‘castrum’, for fort. As the Romans built a fort down in modern day Castlefield. Mammcastrum became Manchester over time.

So yeah, I don’t even trust benign popular feminist ‘activism’ that goes around performatively removing the word man from things, because most often, it has nothing to do with the gender of man, and it just a word that happens to include those three letters. Yknow. Instead of helping vulnerable women, TERFs love to pretend they’re doing something smart by editing words with man in them.

Ramble over but that’s my ten cents

[dragonfrost-system]

all very good info but can we go back to the part where Manchester means BREAST FORT???!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“I’m from Titcastle, what about you?”

[promethiae]

Hehehehoohoohoo breastCHESTer

[snowywarmthkuya]

men will literally fry rice.

[anophelei]

shrimp behaviour

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

we prefer the term short king

[butterflybi-deactivated20220418]

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

[funnytwittertweets]

[anxietyproblem]

[queen-mayhem]

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

[arsondotpng]

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

[spideyyeet]