Lads, he's back at it again

Product Placement
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Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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if i look back, i am lost

roma★

#extradirty

Love Begins

shark vs the universe
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@sanderssidesweirdo
Lads, he's back at it again
Person: “What’s your favorite song?”
Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”
Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*
Some guy: what’s your favourite film?
Me: I have never seen a film in my life
Someone: tell me something about yourself
Me: *sweating* who??
quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.
aw hell yeah
goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta
Link.
Goth manta goth manta goth manta
WAKE UP BABE NEW CHOCOLATE WIZARD DROPPED
I have a weird request:
Android!Virgil and Cyborg!logan in a kinda dark fic about Virgil figuring out that he's an android/breaking down a bunch of times and having to be updated or repaired with new tech and memories. (The new tech being fake stuff to make him more human-like. Like a fake pulse or something) and every time he gets a reboot virgil and logan re-fall for eachother. (Romantic analogical with background royalty or rociet, you choose.)
Rust and Bones
Word Count: 1,524 CW: Abuse implied, memory loss, food mention, mentions of bones.
Author Note: Soulmate trope in use- Ink marks are present on the body. When your soulmate is in the vicinity, the marks will slowly move to follow them, reaching out and being on the body part closest to them. When you touch, the ink marks connect with each other in the place with the most contact.
Logan crowed in triumph, his hands hovering in the air as Virgil turned on. “Virge? Darling, can you hear me?”
I'm a serious art-blog, I swear
but y'all seem to enjoy my horrible humor so here's more from my tss meme folder
@hellsite-hall-of-fame you’ve already got one pinned but perhaps you would appreciate my version as well :) i took the liberty of adding the skyrim meme
THANK YOU!
it’s my new pinned post :)
oh my fucking god
Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :)
Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes
currently sobbing
Janus can speak Latin
Why?
Because imagine Janus saying something in latin under his breath (like maybe a recipe, or a reminder to switch the laundry over) and the other sides just giving him this horrified look because he just spoke a completely different language
And Janus is like "what?"
And the others are just confused..
This imagine is amazing in my mind and I love it
Janus, to a dog, under his breath: pulchra infantem. optimus puer.
The rest of the sides, horrified, thinking he just cursed that dog:
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES!
Also!!!
There's so many possibilities!!
Janus, frustrated, in a deep growl: Damnare est acetabula sum oblitus incipere
Patton, who had been in the kitchen, now convinced Satans out to get him:
Janus from upstairs: FORTUNA! PROMUNIURIUM IN QUO MIHI?
The other sides: *screaming*
Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
this
C o m e d yy
Some recent gems:
And of course there’s
#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish)
I gotchu, bro:
oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
@moonpaw
so it turns out this is from gamestop and they have same-day delivery
Hi! Content! :) I only make shitposts on my tiktok lmaoooo
Bitch WHAT THE FUCK
what the FUCK
???!!!!??
Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck
i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes
I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY
So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?
MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.
THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.
???? what??? the fuck???????
“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first.
Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”
Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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