♡I've Just Got One♡

[trashboat]

my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[netherworldpost]

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Could it be more queer?

[netherworldpost]

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

[oe6]

[ameba-from-space]

Is it impostor syndrome?

[ameba-from-space]

This is funniest joke I have ever made in my life and I feel like you guys don’t appreciate that enough

[jotx]

[snoutcam]

this dog looks like a molecule

[typhlonectes]

[teathattast]

[cute-animals-only]

her soul trying to get back into her body

[swarnpert]

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

[dunmertitty]

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

[jojo56830]

A great Adventure begins.

[akindplace]

Eventually you will have to stop asking yourself what you can do to make everyone happy, healthy and comfortable; you will have to start asking what you can do to make yourself feel better, healthier, happier and more comfortable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about learning that it is impossible to please everyone without setting yourself up for burnout. And then you will see you have to prioritize yourself, and that there is nothing wrong with doing so.

[filmnoirsbian]

oh u got the metnal illnes?

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[eyeofpsyche]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Come pick me up I hate it here!

[facebookgemworld]

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

there is a presence trying to break through this meme and into our world

[cannibalchicken]

[catasters]