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he/him 21 y/o catman

[sandwich-cat]

500 posts!

[byjove]

Given the chance, would you have sex with a Neanderthal*?

yes, without hesitation.

no, not under any circumstances.

I have ethical concerns about fucking a Neanderthal but I am open to the idea.

I would fuck other groups of archaic humans but never Neanderthals.

I don’t know.

nuanced/other/I will elaborate in the tags.

Voting ended onSep 25, 2025

*there is consent and chemistry, this Neanderthal wants you real bad

[byjove]

“Is it a hot Neanderthal?” I said there is chemistry so it is whatever kind of Neanderthal you would potentially be attracted to. Basic rundown of the differences in Neanderthal biology and modern human biology:

Bonus facial reconstruction of Krijn, a young male Neanderthal found off the Dutch coast:

Annnnnd my lovely lady Shanidar Z, an older female Neanderthal who lived in what is now Iraq about 25,000 years after Krijn’s lifetime:

(Both reconstructions by the very talented Kennis brothers.)

[byjove]

why is everybody in the tags talking about their general crippling fear of intimacy and not sexy Neanderthals. this is not about that, this is about the hypothetical fuckability of Neanderthals. would you, yes or no? also, I’m pretty sure Gourg from Gibraltar from 75,000 BP does not care if you’re hairy, thinks it’s sexy that you’re fat and has dealt with many things nastier than whatever normal bodily function you’re afraid of producing. get your head in the game.

[byjove]

I can’t help but think that when Neanderthals encountered early modern humans they were concerned. Stepping out of the cave like “Why are all of you so skinny? Did you have an accident that made your neck long? Did your mother bind your head as a baby, is that why it is so small and narrow? The pain you experience must be immense. Most unfortunate. You have my deepest sympathy.”

[dogpuppy]

[sandwich-cat]

don't worry baby

by the beach boys. lovers and yearners must listen

[sandwich-cat]

Got let go from my campus job. Feeling free and funemployed. I have other things that can be lined up so for now I feel free!

[nervousyoungmarxist]

Butchfemme for those with the eyes to see

[coolguycy]

Can you guys tell that I’m in love with her

[lesbianbloodritual]

whatever man. if id started hrt at 20 i wouldve wished id started at 16 and if id started at 16 i wouldve wished id started at 12. i need to stop fucking torturing myself. i'm grateful i get to do this at all

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Daily affirmations

[isitcasualnow]

Also to be clear if you put the new Harry Potter show on my dashboard I will be unfollowing and probably blocking you. JK Rowling is responsible for the death and pain of too many trans people to count in my country and I cannot tolerate her new way of trying to gain cultural and financial power in any way shape or form.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I don't even want to see critiques of it. I don't want to see hatewatch reviews about how bad or dumb or racist or transphobic parts of it are like people did for the fantastic beasts movies of the hogwarts video game. You are part of the problem. Do not feed the machine. Let it die. You do not need to consume media you don't like just to show off to everyone else how much you don't like it. It's especially heinous if you say something like "I'm donating the cost of a movie ticket or a month's streaming subscription to a trans charity," because that doesn't balance the scales, it doesn't negate the evil, it just shows you are willing to support both sides, making you a spineless coward.

Just fucking ignore it and understand that it's going to be recationary on purpose. It's going to be full of bait. Warner Bros is counting on there being a ton of controversy to boost the numbers because there's no such thing as bad publicity.

DO NOT ENGAGE. Let it come and go, and maybe the numbers will be bad enough that it gets canceled before it gets to book 7. Probably not, though. This is a tentpole for WB, they're putting all their eggs in this basket, it's not gonna bomb like Morbius. They're gonna push it through to the end no matter what, so just do your part by not playing along.

[goddamnlethamlet]

don’t even pirate it. let it die in obscurity.

[a-list-of-moods]

Death of the author only applies when the author is actually dead and not actively still out there using all the money she gets from royalties to do some of the most evil shit you've ever heard of

[amnhnyc]

On this day in 1936, the last known thylacine (Thylacinus cynocephalus) died at the Hobart Zoo in Tasmania. The animal’s passing marked the extinction of its species. Also known as the “Tasmanian wolf,” the thylacine was Australia’s largest marsupial predator. It sported a dog-like form, with distinctive stripes, and a jaw that could open up to 80 degrees—one of the largest gapes of any mammal. 

The thylacine fed primarily on small mammals and birds. Nocturnal and shy, it was seldom seen by humans. However, beginning in the 19th century, settlers believed the animals threatened their livestock and, spurred on by a bounty offered by the government, hunted them relentlessly. Attempts at protecting the species in the wild came too late: Despite numerous unconfirmed reports of sightings in recent decades, no definitive sightings have occurred since the 1930s.

Photo: Tasmanian Archives, PD, Wikimedia Commons

[valtsv]

concealing a terrible wound not out of pride, necessity, or even a guilty lack of self-worth, but for the simple pleasure of knowing something that nobody else does

[sandwich-cat]

Ok maybe i am a little kitty. What's wrong with that

[mongeese]

Kim's "one cigarette a day" thing really drives me fucking nuts. Like we get explicit confirmation that it would be easier for him to quit but he relishes "the cool factor" however then denies that it's cool when you compliment him on it. He's crazy. He's fucked in the head. Like that is not normal person behavior he has something wrong with himmmm!!!!!

[sandwich-cat]

i want a new drug

one that wont make me sleep all day. im on new meds and it is all very strange but they're probabblyy good for me, not sure

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Never Forget the Reign of Terror waged against Muslims (and by extension, Sikhs profiled as being Muslim) in the nearly two decades following 9/11.

[sandwich-cat]

I knew wanting to be stealth was a bad thing. Now I'm passing and it's actually so isolating as a trans man idk. I don't know how open I want to be and it scares me