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Hi! I’m Kristi (she/her) • 35 somehow • from the land of Bruce Springsteen and diners

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[clawmarks]

Helene Wyss - Maerchen zum Malen - 1904 - via Staatsbibliothek zu Berlin

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[fortuneaday]

[demiiwhiffin]

she’s here

[purr-in-ink]

Happy Caturday 🐾🤍

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[fortuneaday]

[hannahlockillustration]

Inky Tulips.

[postingcards]

in an oregon forest postmarked august 22, 1910

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[pusheen]

[itwoodbeprefect]

bruce springsteen narrating kitchen safety instructions from the perspective of a frying pan:

[nyancrimew]

bwaaaah

[sentient-tent]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[bbrothertedd]