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[neitherofusideal]

[sang-d-or]

I do not like the vampire lestat season so far. At all. Sure let’s strip the gothic beauty away from Anne Rice‘s world and make it a cheap pantomime of cringe and horror. A few bits of clever writing here and there are not enough to make up for a horribly obvious and thematically oblivious show. Maybe Akasha’s arrival will resuscitate my interest. “Agent Talbot” better be walking around in a gorgeous young vampire skin suit, but even if that’s the case, then they’ve butchered tale of the body thief to fit this misshapen knock-off… ugh

[sang-d-or]

Every new episode has had me double down on my first impression take. It’s a tacky season thus far, and all the fans are raving about the nuance and theories as if they aren’t all obvious, and worse inaccurate. E.g. “The tOwER coLLapsiNG is LeSTat’s mEmOry cOLLapSiNg!” Was it not already terribly obvious he’s having a breakdown amongst other things. Jesus Christ. The first two seasons were a success because they were solid adaptations despite changing fundamental aspect like the race and time setting of the characters- the themes and event progression were largely the same. And now they’ve butchered Gabrielle, the wolf-killer narrative, the bandmembers of the Vampire Lestat??, and the whole purpose and set up of Lestat becoming a rockstar. It’s giving horror Hallmark channel DeGrassi. And I genuinely wish that I was saying that in a good campy way. One night only global phenomenon Death Valley concert you are missed. I saw a theory that Regina might be Merrick or something like that, that would be interesting but I doubt it. I think the fans are giving too much credit to this season💀 If the showrunners did pull through on something as momentous as that I would be impressed. But also irritated if ToTBT and Merrick storylines were butchered to fit this show’s event progression. Being a certified hater on main but it’s my account and I need to vent so

[tartharyen]

a knight of the seven text posts: lyonel baratheon edition 🦌

[sang-d-or]

I do not like the vampire lestat season so far. At all. Sure let’s strip the gothic beauty away from Anne Rice‘s world and make it a cheap pantomime of cringe and horror. A few bits of clever writing here and there are not enough to make up for a horribly obvious and thematically oblivious show. Maybe Akasha’s arrival will resuscitate my interest. “Agent Talbot” better be walking around in a gorgeous young vampire skin suit, but even if that’s the case, then they’ve butchered tale of the body thief to fit this misshapen knock-off… ugh

[sang-d-or]

everyday I wish dead boy detectives got more seasons

[e-for-annoying]

"I asked grok"

"I asked chatgpt"

ok well I asked Will Graham, and he closed his eyes and twitched for a while talking to himself and then opened them and started hyperventilating and shaking.

[beljude]

[oohkingslaying]

AKOTSK (text posts)

[taggiehive]

You've never objected to a bit of wife-sitting before. Goodness. When did you get so morally fibrous?

[serlyonel]

𝔏𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔩 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔬𝔫 𝔵 𝔗𝔢𝔵𝔱 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔰

[baratheonpilled]

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS. The Laughing Storm & The Hedge Knight.

[sang-d-or]

Guys I fink I’m weally stawting to wike da wenn faiwe

[aleerak]

[eddie-redcliffe]

Meeting this guy, Dunk, has just opened up the tourney for him. He does this shit all the time, and it's fun, but then he meets this guy who reminds him that it's about something bigger. So I think it's true when he says, like, "There hasn't been a Trial of Seven for 100 years. I'm not going to miss out. This is fucking awesome," but it is also a convenient way to mask the inner context of what he's saying, which is also like, "You're awesome. You are the greatest thing that's happened to this tourney. And, for sure, I'll stand by your side." When he says, "I knew you'd be trouble," what he's really saying is, "I knew you'd be fun." - Daniel Ings

[gameofthronesdaily]

#roasted

[antigonickpdf]

my favourite part of the teaser is that lestat is actually relatively mellow for most of it, like he takes louis’ teasing fairly goodnaturedly and talks about painful topics without spiralling or lashing out. even when he’s genuinely extremely upset by the book thing, he’s clearly trying to process it in his own way and even attempts to communicate his hurt instead of just getting vicious. but then he hears armand’s name from across the room and you can pinpoint the precise moment Hysterical Cunt Lestat logs back on. those two syllables are all it takes before he’s visibly deciding to be crazy again, and the very next thing he does is scream in a stranger’s face then storm out. after which point presumably he went straight home to flush his mood stabilisers and shred his DBT workbook with his teeth, because mommy dearest is BACK and she’s ready to be WORSE THAN EVER!

[diaaaana]

we have “i know i

dating rumors” started it”