[plummy-loves]

Getting all marked up one night and then the next day your partner keeps running their hands over your neck, over their marks, and teasing you about how flustered it makes you.

[kinkykatdomme]

One of my favorite fantasies is casual teasing. Watching a movie with my hand down your panties, completely ignoring you as you become a wet whimpering mess. I’d pretend not to hear you panting or feel you squirming against me. What a wreck, getting hot an bothered while I sit composed and unaffected. And then just as randomly as I started, I’d leave you bereft and wanting. 

[memesandlaughs]

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[sushinfood]

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

[renrumm]

that’s a goddamned power move

[buzzfeed]

[bunney]

[flowerbeds]

im a solid 2/10 but im kinky and loyal so hmu

[cloudbbyx]

Make me read you & my stuffies a story whilst you hold a wand against me. Laughing when I stumble over my words, lose focus and become a whiny, blushing mess. Take the toy away each time I get close and tell me ‘only big girls get to cum & since you’re having a hard time reading the simplest of words I don’t think you’re ready for that yet sweetie’

[dahmersbeer]

the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning a blind fucking eye??

((Source

https://www.facebook.com/1885503711697761/posts/2146402772274519/ ))

[hundondestiny]

Stop leaving out the Black girls.

Jorja is only just now 21 and Bella Harris is only 18.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[pity-kittyy]

*a fucking vegetarian who ain’t fucking scared of him

[shortguhn]

* eat leaf

[pity-kittyy]

*fuck you

[shortguhn]

*when

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[tiedthigh]

with every seed you sow you make this cold world beautiful

[thievinggenius]

[pyreo]

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

[pyreo]

I’m not even slightly kidding

Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide for both themselves and for a group of parasites who do nothing but consume the labour of others

The ants work themselves near to death trying to stay afloat

The grasshoppers don’t even need any food. They have tons to spare but still insist on taking the food the ants worked for because they ‘deserve’ it, despite actually contributing nothing of value. The only reason this works is by threatening ants with force and degrading them so they feel weak and worthless, and insisting that the grasshoppers deserve a cut for some vague service they claim to provide to society

In reality Hopper is desperate to stop the ants from thinking for themselves, keeping them ignorant of the fact that he has subjugated ants through threats of power while the ants actually overpower the grasshoppers through sheer numbers.

And should the ants ever realise that the grasshoppers take from them while providing nothing and that revolution is possible, the class system they’ve installed will be finished.

tl;dr feed the 1% to birds

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

remember when pixar was like… this

[just-shower-thoughts]

The “&” symbol can be seen as a stickman dragging his butt on the floor

[instructor144]

I can never un-see this.

[intensional]

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message 

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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