sanguinary-design

resident weirdo who randomly unleashes fic on the world. i also make art on rare occasion ~ my personal blog is 22ndcentury

[talyris]

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[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[taihavo]

Trosky Castle

Bookmarking. Done! For #KCDBOOK

[love-goblinn]

a boy and his dog

[jiabisu]

[reformedwolfgirl]

sure the hans romance is optional however it is NOT optional to lay down your life for him and risk everything over and over just to keep him by your side<3

[yelenhol]

The past is dead. There is only one way forward.

[barghest-land]

hunt or be hunted part 1

[redacted-metallum]

Its good for the soul to be rabidly in lust with someone who is just sort of objectively weird looking I think. Once you can withstand being bullied by your friends for liking a weird bald video game man or fixating on an actor from the 1920s because you are legitimately attracted to them, you have another layer of fortification around your gooey center that will give you more needed form and structure to your Self.

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[bucketbender]

Had some thoughts about Henry’s character development

KCD1 Henry : "This convict looks dehydrated… Here, sir, take some water. The pillory’s punishment enough."

KCD2 Henry : "Rough day, hey ? :D So why are you here ? What did you do ? You got caught ? Sucks to be you lol"

KCD1 Henry : "Alright, time to investigate the freshly minted groschen."

KCD2 Henry : "Alright, time to steal the freshly minted groschen."

KCD1 Henry : "Father when can I leave to be on my ownnnn ? I’ve got the whole world to see."

KCD2 Henry : "I wish I had a home."

KCD1 Henry : "I’m in the service of Sir Radgiz Kobyla, Royal Hetman, and you’re getting in the way of my investigation. I suggest you talk now before I drag you to the Rattay executioner. I assure you he’ll be less tender than me."

KCD2 : "Oh yeah I serve Hans Capon of Pirkstein. Informally. I beat him up once. Since then I’ve been working as a squire for the welp. I respect him more than anyone and would do anything for him."

KCD1 Henry : "I just want revenge 😡⚔️"

KCD2 Henry : "I just want someone to love me 😭🍺🐶"

KCD1 Henry : "If you hurt my Pebbles, my Mutt or Sir Hans, I will end you."

KCD2 Henry : "If you hurt my Pebbles, my Mutt or my Hans, I will end you."

[helsex]

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

[rebvilla]

redraw of chivalry by frank bernard dicksee (1885)

[imsodishy]

my favourite part of ao3 not having an algorithm is that i can click on any random fic, out of whatever curiosity (morbid or otherwise) i may have on a whim, knowing I won't spend the next three months having ''similar'' content constantly shoved in my face in a desperate attempt to keep me engaged while i stab the not interested button over and over with a growing rage bubbling beneath my skin

[pinacoladamatata]

Men will be like "I know a spot" and it's a hunting camp they specifically go to to have sex

[shigeoreum]

who’s to say their love is any realer than ours!

[endrae]

exercising my free will and making merch for myself (making a phone holder out of this)

anyhow, enjoy some boios making their way to.. kuttenberg? prague? who knows, but I'm sure it's gonna be a story