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i guess this is my contribution for 2024
Honey, what's tommorow again?
Some people will see Rachel wearing earrings and take it as proof that morphing doesnāt heal all injuries and not even consider the possibility that Rachel just forces earrings through her perfectly smooth earlobes every time she wants to wear them. š
Rachel: This sucks! Jake, do you know about this weird side effects of morphing, my ears aren't -
Jake, her also Jewish cousin: YES RACHEL YES I HAVE NOTICED A PROBLEM
Incredible work in the tags everybody hot new midrash has dropped
Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword š”ļø
Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.
That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.
How well suited are you for your new role?
Noooooo this doesn't sound fun :(
Not what I would have picked for myself, but... I'll make it work
Eh. Could be better, but could be a lot worse
Okay, I can work with this!
I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE
couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um
it actually is Thursday the 23rd
Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate
happy 10th anniversary to the best video of all time
happy 16th anniversary to the best video ever made
Due to budget cuts, we are eliminating the benefit of the doubt. If it looks like a fascist dog whistle, then it just fucking is. We regret the delusions of normalcy that this may have removed for you, but believe this will lead to a stronger country.
AVOCATTO
actually the craziest impact animorphs has had on me is that i never really got an urge to eat cinnamon buns from reading them BUT the phrase "the refreshing beverage known as vinegar" has forced its way into my head every other week for years to try and convince me it would be a good idea to chug a whole glass of it
tyhe voices in my head are gettinh louder
Vinegar is what we used to use as the acid in our sodas before we switched to Carbonated Water in the 19th century, and vinegar-based sodas trace their roots all the way back to the Bronze Age Meditteranean! The Romans called it Posca! The Ottomans adopted it from the Romans and called it Sharab, which means "Drink", and then American colonists acquired the recipe from the Ottomans in the 17th century and changed the name to Shrub!
There's a famous example of Posca that most people misremember because we don't drink Vinegar much anymore. If you're familiar with the Crucifixion of Jesus in the Bible, you probably remember the bit about the Roman soldier offering Jesus a sponge full of vinegar to drink. Most people think the Roman dude was mocking Jesus, but that's wrong. That was a sponge full of Posca. The Roman dude was like "Well this sucks. Want a Sprite?"
...Fun fact, I know this because the phrase "Refreshing Beverage known as Vinegar" got stuck in my head one night at work, and I started googling "Does anybody drink vinegar". I had to know. It turns out the answer is yes! And you can still find vinegar-based soft drinks today! Switchel is a vinegar-and-ginger drink you can find at some bars in the US, and it goes back to pre-carbonated soft drinks.
Also, I know several people who drink pickle juice regularly, and white vinegar is a key component of pickle juice! So that's also where vinegar as a drink can pop up in your day to day life.
There's also a trendy New Age beverage called fire cider that's literally just vinegar, cinnamon, spice, and pretensions. RIP Ax, you would've loved the fire cider craze.
op here. imagine how i feel. i've been dealing with this propaganda in my notifications all week.
Alright so one of my past jobs was working at an on tap place called Oil and Vinegar store. Itās supposed to be for salad dressings and stuff. People would bring in their bottles and weād fill them up.
Vinegar is basically just made from fruit sugars so we had. The most. Amazing vinegars. Thereās this one made with mango pulp that I straight up would have just drunk but if you add it to soda water it was truly the most decadent beverage imaginable. So thereās like passion fruit, raspberry, elderflower- just every wonderful sharp flavor imaginable.
We had pregnant ladies whoād buy several bottles at a time because itās really great for nausea.
What Iām saying here is that Ax wasnāt wrong at all, that dude knew what was up even if he was probably chugging boring household white vinegar.
how to be okay when I see my deadname
real talk tho, i actually have a strategy for this. it was my wifeās idea. the key is to change your default association with the name. that way, instead of automatically thinking of it as your deadname, you think of it as something elseās name, ideally something you like.
what I did was start a new game on PokƩmon Omega Ruby and give my starter, mudkip, my deadname. after many hours of play time, whenever i hear or see my deadname, i think of my beloved mudkip, now grown into a handsome, strong swampert.
if pokĆ©mon isnāt ur thing, i think the same strategy could be adapted to a pet or a stuffed animal. just a thought.
One of my friends gave my deadname to his vacuum cleaner.
If only it were a reason as clever as that. No, he just wanted to give his vacuum cleaner a human name for some reason and my birth name is kind of unusual so he figured if I wasnāt using it anymore then he would just take it. I gave him my blessing. That name belongs to the vacuum cleaner now.
smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store
being ace too makes it 30% funnier
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.
Made an ant mask. The mandibles moves when you open your mouth.