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Does anyone else feel overwhelming joy when someone says yes to a simple meal together? Because I blame years of being the person people are always too busy for.

caroldanversenthusiast

This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

Nothing wilder than dressing for where you’re travelling to that is the opposite of the climate you’re in

Someone: I like you

Me: well that’s a mistake

chewbacca

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 — 2003)

frankendykes-monster

Why have DC and Warner Bros spent over 50 years trying to get away from this when theyve barely done anything related to Batman that's topped this.

gimmethebeachboys

sanguinecatlady

Livin for that squeak be like

localadmin

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

jayskull27

Does anyone else forget that you’re supposed to at least pretend to care about other people’s problems when they tell you them

Someone: What have you been up to lately?

Me: Unwarranted exhaustion. You?

alexedler

Derry Girls (2018)

lookataleaf3000

one thing I’m grateful to my mom for is telling me from a very young age that if a man ever says he’ll kill me if I don’t do what he says, that I should fight and die. that it would be better to die than to be brought to a second location, it would be better to die instantly than live a little longer after god knows how much violation. i know that other people’s moms gave different advice, to be quiet so you can live and get away. little girls all got some kind of advice on what to do, though, huh? like… WHEN a man wants to hurt you. it’s surreal to think about how this shadow affects the landscape of girlhood

myothercarisauhaul-original

YES my mother said the same thing. Plus bite and scratch to get DNA, scream that you don’t know him, cause the biggest scene you can….but DO NOT get in a vehicle/go anywhere with him because “you have to assume that if you don’t get away right then, then you won’t get away at all”.

appropriately-inappropriate

Your mom was right. That is standard self-defence advice — fight, scratch, scream, aim for testicles, eyeballs and and the throat. Use your teeth, your nails, your elbows, whatever you can. Maul the fucker.

If someone grabs you and intends to move you towards a second location, fight like your life depends on it:

Because it does.

inqorporeal

And in case you think, “I’m smaller than him, I can’t do shit!” my trainer likes to tell this one:

Think of a cat. Cute, fluffy, adorable, right? Much smaller than you. Imagine picking up that cat… and then having a friend dump a bucket of water over it. Hell no, right? You’d get straight-up shredded. Even a big solid guy wouldn’t want to do that.

You don’t have to be the dude. You just gotta be the cat.

mehmehmehetc

You don’t have to be the dude. You just gotta be the cat.

Thank you for this, I’m taking this with me in all walks of life.

ruby-white-rabbit

Can reach the eyes? Stab and scoop them from his sockets. Reach his balls? Crush and twist. Hand over mouth? Fingers are now baby carrots. Chomp chomp

If you’re on a bike, cling to it. Make it harder for them to snatch you because now they have a bike to deal with as well. Be embarrassing. Make a fool of yourself to make scene. Scream bloody murder the whole time you’re able.

Show no mercy for you will most likely be shown none as well. Go down in a rage. Make them regret even thinking of considering you.

dovewithscales

No one is intimidating right after they’ve been poked in the eyes.

If he’s got both hands on you he’s not defending vulnerable spots. You’ve either got at least one hand or your teeth and legs free and it takes 8 pounds of pressure to do serious damage to a throat.

Do not be quiet. Do not fight fair. Do not hold back. If you’re being attacked and someone’s trying to make you move, whatever’s gonna happen if they get what they want is worse than whatever’s gonna happen if you maim or kill somebody and get away.

thesanityclause

I loved in one of those “I Survived” stories a woman was being attacked by a man and she suddenly realized “This doesn’t have to be a fair fight” and just went batshit on him. Also kudos to my badass mom who also always taught me to go fucking feral, even if a man was holding a gun to me, because it’s better to die fighting and your family to know immediately what happened to you, then to disappear and no one ever finds your body.