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victoria / 24 / stupid she/her

[flocklings]

we are never getting out

[saltoncity]

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

[probuccalfat]

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

[anitapallenberg]

Crash (1996) | Dir. David Cronenberg

[pawbeanies]

what they dont tell you about the field of Being Chained To Radiators In Someones Basement is that its ALL networking and word of mouth. you can never find it on indeed or whatever you really have to put yourself out there and really the job finds you. sometimes the job suddenly finds you vulnerable and walking home alone late at night. happened to my buddy once

[mandycore420]

[mellowmaidenhairs]

WITH MY KEY I (LOCK IT)

[drawerbread]

i miss her like a mf...🚬

[irlplasticlamb]

i feel the rush. (asoiaf beach episode part 1)

prints + merch + commission info pinned to profile :;

[priestperverter-moved]

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

[henry-old-hollywood]

i had to

[amuelia]

Greyjoys + animals

"Does he have a name?" Esgred asked Theon as he mounted. - "Smiler. [...] I knew a man once who told me that I smiled at the wrong things." - Theon II aCoK

Tris Botley said that the Crow's Eye had used a seal to stand in for her at her wedding. - The Wayward Bride, aDwD

Once he bet his new longship against a herd of goats that he could quench a hearthfire with no more than his cock. Aeron feasted on goat for a year [...]. - The Prophet, aFfC

The monkeys, though … the monkeys were a plague. Would that I had a crossbow. - The Iron Suitor, aDwD

Happy Birthday @welshrugby !! ❤❤

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[coffeefocusrat]

DON DRAPER AFFIRMATIONS:

GET OUT OF HERE

MOVE FORWARD

THIS NEVER HAPPENED

IT WILL SHOCK YOU HOW MUCH IT NEVER HAPPENED

[mylestoyne]

Norren wrote that Daemon doted upon Nettles "as a man might dote upon his daughter", and described Daemon […]giving her fine gifts, such as an ivory hairbrush, a silvered looking glass, a velvet and satin cloak, and leather riding boots…. maidservants reported they often shared a single tub, washing each other.

so if rhaena is getting nettles’ dragon taming plot then she’s gonna get the rest of it too right? right? :3

[mylestoyne]

you just had to be there I guess