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[traaansfem]

Women who cackle are so cute

Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[kisseism]

Craving soft sleepy sex. Need their entire body weight on top of mine while they kiss my face and the curve of my shoulder, nuzzle and nibble the crook of my neck and our hands are just exploring and trying to bring each other closer <3

[enaloi]

ok.

[televisedsu1cid3-deactivated202]

sex is for losers we should all just beat each other up

[lesbx]

*visibly sweating* uhh yes please i'd like that a lot

[lesbx]

*so horny that im nauseous* I mean yeah sure if they're both down for it

[homunculus-argument]

And why fresh fuck the hell would I want a warm banana

A banana microwaved for 30 seconds is pleasantly warm, which makes the texture of the peel feel uncannily similar to human skin. Combined with the natural shape of the domesticated banana, the sensation is delightfully phallic. It is by no means safe for internal use, but you can hold hands with it if you're lonely.

[cerastes]

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

[pobblebonked]

woe! elf breast expansion be upon ye

[pobblebonked]

she is waiting for the spell to wear off (it's been a few days)

[pobblebonked]

the elf attempts to solve her predicament with magic..

[onceiwashere]

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

[hellhound-dogpound]

I need a huge wolf companion who fucks me raw three times a day

[hellhound-dogpound]

Feral wolf btw we fuck dogs here

[hellhound-dogpound]

Huge feral wolf as tall as I am knotting me several times a day for sloppy passionate womb-bloating bestiality sex >>>>>>>

[winged-void]

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

[rocketdrifter]

Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.

[winged-void]

[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.

[winged-void]

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

[rocketdrifter]

Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.

[winged-void]

[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.

[hail-the-villainess]

Commit to the bit? You should commit to getting bit. By me. Let me bite you. Please.

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When a girl sits down and her thighs get bigger reblog if u agree

[nociceptrix]

there is NOTHING useless about grinding

[auntiesnest]

Slime girls should always have fairies trapped in them

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]